Dude Simulator

No.

Recently my entire family died in a car accident, my cat had to be put down, I got stage four cancer, my last two apartments burned down, I got stabbed in the heart, my wife divorced me, my favorite band made a song about how much of a whiny ♥♥♥♥♥ I am, Steve went to London and Tom sleeps on his best friend's lawn, somebody keeps ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in my mail box, I'm in dept with the mob, the store told me to come back when I'm a little richer, I got drafted for World War 3, Shadow the Hedgehog's a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ recently divorced wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-♥♥♥♥♥♥' quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ex wife, and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," But when I hear "This is police" I'm reassured that everything will be alright.