This game changed my life. 3 years ago, I was a nobody. I had no friends, no girlfriend, no muscles, small pecker. I had stage 4 cancer. The doctors said I had 6 months. I thought that I was done. That I had lived my life as a nobody and would die as one all the same. This was until I stumbled across Dissection on the E3 show-floor in 2019. A game with a name like Dissection just cant go under the radar. I decided to look into this game and my interest was piqued within my first glance at the cover. I was sold. Finally, after months of waiting, April 21st, 2020 arrived. I was speechless. I decided to launch this game and instantly soiled my pants. The eyes of the scary naked homeless man on the cover was enough to make my body involuntarily produce flatulence. My shaking hand guided the cursor over the "PLAY" button. I clicked. Suddenly, an overwhelming feeling of 6000 emotions flooded my feeble human vessel at once. 5980 of which were previously unknown to mankind. My blood instantly was replaced with a different liquid. Semen. All of my bones shattered moments later and were instantly replaced with a carbon based mixture of adamantium and diamond. I screamed so loud that 48 people in my neighborhood were killed from the scream alone. After recovering from the resulting 4 year coma, I spent the next 8 months in my room, playing this game. I did not sleep, I did not eat, visions of the homeless man appeared in the dark corners of my room. The skin man was transcending Dissection into the real world. At this point, Dissection had completely taken over my life. I had been glued to my gaming chair for an entire year. Not even a tear in the space time continuum could create a fraction of the power needed to remove my eyes from this god-like creation. I now spend my days teaching about how humanity as a whole is pointless if not everyone can be as talented as the leader of RandomSpin Games. Thank you, Dissection. My penis is 9 inches now.
