Diaper Dash®

My wife is barren, and my seed is weak. Alas, we remain a childless couple. The fates would have us living in a near empty household, if not for the generosity of a dear friend. Upon returning to my manse, I was delighted to hear sounds of children coming from my study. Were they my nieces and nephews? The cries of babes dashed that thought, for the offspring of my brothers and sisters are but a few years shy of adulthood. I ventured into my favourite room to find my wife at the computer. "Diaper Dash!" she exclaimed happily. Seeing my quizzical expression, she continued: "One of your Steam friends gifted it to you - thinking it would make a good prank." Laughing, I hugged my wife - both happy for her enthusiasm and the sounds of children in the house, digital though they might be. "You may be barren," said I, "but no longer is our house barren of the simple and modest joys of infants." I then pulled up a chair and joined my wife in a 5-minute session of Diaper Dash. As one who is used to indepth strategy, I easily worked out how to play the game. Nor being no stranger to the demands of modern gaming I had no concerns with the level of multitasking required. Whilst the graphics are childish, music uninspired, and a lack of complexity in the gameplay, it more than makes up for the eternally sad fact that my partner and I are unable to have children. Hence, if your wife is barren, you can do no less a greater thing than to purchase Diaper Dash. Some would love their offspring to remain eternally youthful; I can assure, good sirs and madams, that this game (as expected, given the title) only deals with infants - and the tribulations associated with them. However, if you indeed have children, or are expecting a child, I urge you to play the game, for to abstain would also remove you of the chance to become better at managing infants. In fact, I would hazard the opinion that maternity centres and colleges are less capable of educating you as a parent than this esteemed game.

The game of our generation. I literally cried at the beauty and depth of this game I almost had another asthma attack (thank goodness I had my handy dandy 24 medications and inhaler).

*puts on 2 pants (size 32 and 34 for them 2 sag properly) *wraps 2 designer belts onto each sagged pants (signature logo gucci belt w/ tiger print) and (louis vuitton 560$ reverisble cow hide black shadow belt)* *sags both pants even FURTHER 2 release the ultimate flex (the supreme boxer) *sags the boxer to further show another boxer (bape) is undenerath* ok so basicaly................. i ♥♥♥♥ in designer........ the video game.

This game keeps freezing up. I can only play it for about a minute at a time before it freezes up again. Please fix, because I really like the game.

Might be fun if you're 8 years old, live in 2001 and bored out of your mind. It crashed after 5 minutes and hung up my computer. Only rebooting windows helped.

MLG/ESL material

rip game industry. nothing will ever be as good as this game.

Like with most other Dash games (Diner Dash) these games are old, and are not compatible with our current devices. To fix this, 1.) Go to the games page in your Steam Game Library 2,) Press the gear wheel for settings, and go to your local game files, and right click on the DiaperDash application 3.) Click Properties 4.) On the Compatibility page in properties, activate "Run this window in compatibility mode for" and select Windows 95 5.) Then in that same menu, click "Disable fullscreen optimizations" Once applied, you can open the game and your PC can run DiaperDash as an Administer, and you'll be able to play it through without issue. An easier way to get it to run, without messing with settings, simply put it into Windowed Mode once in game, it'll run just fine.

yoloswagger

Not your average shovelware, this amused me for a few minutes. Then I realized I was being amused with the poor quality. Then I closed the game.