[h1]disappointment[/h1]
[h3]There are better ways to spice up your boring desktop...[/h3]
Although this review is a justified rant, the program is not 100% bad (just 99%, but not 100%). I said something good about it down there somewhere. But first all the flaws:
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[*]The desktop girl has apparently no name and can't be renamed which imo makes it really hard liking her and just as pointless as letting a YT video run on your phone next to the screen - even more so, since, firstly, this program costs around 10 fu[b][/b]cking dollars, and secondly, the phone thing wouldn't interrupt your work like this program does.
[*]She doesn't speak either, not even in just text, which again makes her more pointless than just watching a dance animation somewhere else for free.
[*]You have to buy the default outfit. If you buy another outfit and choose for her to wear it, then you can't go back to the default unless you buy it, too. Oh, and the outfits you see in the shopsite's screenshots aren't available btw. Those outfits and the hotties wearing them are just there to trick horny morons like me into buying the program. At no point ever you can have 2 dolls on the screen at the same time. [b]The shop page is just a shameless lie!![/b]
[*]The program comes with only an abysmal 2-second loop that makes farts sound like music and there's not a single way to turn it down or off!... Desktop dolls are meant to look interesting while you're doing something else that's not as interesting i.e. work, but that stupid unmutable music destroys any resemblance of a working atmosphere. It not even stops, if you turn on music or something else on your screen.
[*]Buuuuugs as well... Half of the options in the settings either do nothing or make the program crash - except for the sheetty music. Were you hoping to escape that moosic by breaking the game? Joke's on you, the fu[b][/b]cking music loop is unkillable...
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A patient person could cope with all these flaws, if the program were free... but [b]it costs 10$ !![/b]
Another annoying and sheety thing about this stupid program is: [u] There are no jiggle physics[/u]!!
... which is not only unacceptable in a program called "Desktop [b]Sex[/b] Doll", but also looks just weird and awful even with the smallest boobs setting.
Now, I can accept unrealistic unmoving plastic boobs, if there's really no alternative... but I simply can't put up with the lifeless unblinking stare... I know it's called a doll, but it's [u]animated[/u]. The devs could've made her at least blink or smile now and then or add a basic breathing animation. My grandma looks more alive and she died several years ago.
[h3]But the single most biggest design failure -[/h3]
... and yes, there's one even worse!...
The program allows you to fully strip the desktop girl, that means it allows [u]full frontal nudity, but the girl has no nipples or vag[/u]?!? Have the developers ever even SEEN a woman before?! Even the most basic RL sex doll has at least nipples, you lazy p[b][/b]ricks! Why would a virtual one, that you have to be an adult to purchase, have none of that?!
The only good thing is that her hitbox is the right size so that you can see her well while at the same time it's small enough to not interfere with whatever you're doing on your desktop and big enough so you don't have to spamclick her general area just to drag her to another place. So, if you're looking for a desktop doll which's only advantage is that you can easily get rid of her...
My advice: Pass up on this super-expensive sheet and get [b]VR Pet[/b] instead. It doesn't look as good as DSD, but it's free, the anime girl is quite cute, there's more to do with her, more options and settings, you can make her move on her own around the screen, no annoying music loops, if you start music on your own the VR pet starts to dance no matter what she was doing until then which is again quite cute, you can call her Hitomi... or give her any other name of your choice (but why the hell wouldn't you pick Hitomi?), you can "chat" with her by asking preprogrammed questions and, again, [u]VR Pet is free and therefore infinitely better[/u] than this sheet.
