Date Everything!

It’s a good game if you were into dating sims when you were younger; the character designs are interesting, but the story is very cliché. Aside from talking to the characters and pursuing romances that begin and end in just three or four scenes, there isn't much to it.

I don't usually play these types of games, but man am I glad I decided to get this one. I've been absolutely obsessed with it ever since I've launched it The designs and overall (crazy) idea of furniture coming alive was what brought me in, and I got a lot more than I asked for Most of the characters are super sweet and even though some definitely stand out more than others (depending on your own preferences, there really is enough for anyone to like at least a couple of them), they all have their own little quirks and it's so fun to get to know more about each of them Some reviews mention that several of them basically have the same storyline, and even if I do agree that some characters are similar, they still stand out on their own for me, their personalities are different enough that it didn't feel repetitive Definitely recommend people to check it out for themselves

This is a cute, laid back "dating-sim" for those who really, really like to read. Some of the interactions and endings were disappointing, but overall, I really enjoyed this game. It doesn't really have any replay value to me, I'm not interested in spending another 25 hours doing slightly different things for slightly different endings. I can't say I recommend getting the DLC. It is cheap enough, but for a reason-- there isn't much added. The new dateables are quite hollow and one dimensional. Overall, I would rate this game a 3/5 stars. Fun, lighthearted, and a bit cringe.

I really enjoyed my time with this game; technically, I'm still playing it because I plan to attempt to 100% it but I feel confident enough in my opinions to be able to write this review now. As with most games I play, my current total playtime is slightly inflated because I have a habit of accidentally leaving things open when I go AFK to eat or take a nap. Of course, some of the characters/storylines/designs were better than others but that only stands to reason when there's 100(+) dateables. There were a few duds (imo) but the majority of the characters were very memorable. I also have to give the writers props for absolutely shocking me with the end of one character in particular, because it was so unhinged; I wanted to be mad about it at first but honestly? Good for them, having that wild ace up their sleeves. Anyway, I probably don't have much to say that others haven't already, and I suspect the majority of people who would consider getting a game like this already know what they are getting into, as it does not try to hide that like most dating games it's essentially a visual novel. Therefore, I will just leave this review with one major pro and one major con from my POV. Major Pro: The voice acting. Not just the incredibly on point selection of VAs for each character but the fact that like literally every line is voice acted (with an apparently unavoidable exception) including all of the narration. That was a huge stand-out and really helped keep me engaged even during the occasional slog of choice fatigue. Major Con: If you're an achievement hunter, look forward to having your time wasted. It's probably not bad for people who will shelve and revisit a game later, but for people who like to get everything done all at once, it's a bummer. I feel like the game is good enough to not have to artificially manipulate people's playtimes.

FUN DATING EVERYTHING

I got this game when it first came out and the hype was CRAZY, as someone with a lot of love for otome games and dating sims it looked like a must have for me. I regret giving it the benefit of the doubt and playing through almost halfway through despite the initial disappointment because I played it for more than the refund policy allowed… the writing for a lot of the characters felt surface level and fake at best and cringe worthy the office tumble quotes at worst, some even seemed pleasant at first but got progressively more annoying the further you got into the relationship, some were just. Meh. I hadn’t felt strongly enough towards anyone to truly care to engage, simply engaged cuz it felt like I had to if i wanted to make any progress. This is a very quantity over quality kind of dating sim. The instant you realise the characters they get the lobotomite treatment. No progression whatsoever afterwards, it felt like a big waste of time when you’re done with the “routes” if I can even call them that. It’s a shame because I loved the character designs and voice acting and I truly wanted to support a small team and expected to be wowed by this game but I’m still crushed even months later from playing… All I can say is expect to walk into this game with no attachment to the plot or characters in mind, it really is just “how many of these objects can you bag haha” the game.

very very very fun, i do wish they stay at the end but i do suppose that is the plot point

love the characters! there is SO much to do in the game and it's incredibly LGBTQIA+ friendly!

I love love love this wacky, steamy, FUN game. The creativity. The commentary on AI. The care the developers have for the content (e.g., trigger warnings you can turn on and off and dialogue to match whether the gamer is OK with alcohol-based propositions). The silly meta-mini game. The insane amount of excellent voice acting work. THE ART! The representation and diversity that's truly unmatched in any other dating sim I know of. (It isn't perfect--there aren't many big/fat femme baddies, but they DO exist, and it's the best I've seen in a dating sim so far and I am grateful for it).

Really fun and enjoyable game, great character design, voice acting and overall gameplay as well as loads of content. Multiple pathways for each character and is a great game for anyone that likes dating games