
Date Everything! is a sandbox dating simulator set in the comfort of your own home, featuring 100 fully voice acted datable characters! Let the romance flow between your bed, smoke alarm and… Overwhelming Sense of Existential Dread? Are you ready to Date Everything?
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Your BFA in customer service unfortunately goes to waste as you lose your job to AI. But... a mysterious stranger sends a gift - magical glasses called 'Dateviators' - which make your house come alive and dateable!
Each dateable object will open up, have their own stories and potentially become your lovers, friends, or enemies. With an exhaustive Who's Who of voice actors keeping you company on your journey!




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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
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Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 60 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
Themes across 60 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Reviews
Extremely fun and unique! A must play!
I LOVE DATING EVERYTHING IN MY HOUUUSEEEEEE
Making funny conversation with hot personifications of my house? You had me at sexy characters with punny names!
very cool
Hectorrrr <3 <3
funny asf
This is a fun game. Works great on Steam Deck.
This surprisingly has a lot of love poured into this game! The voice acting alone sends this over the top for a recommendation! The writing is great, and for a hundred items, they have done a great job. Each character looks unique and feels different. I went into playing this game as both a curiosity and a desire to play something different and relaxing. There is a lot of achievement work for this game, and I'd say this is both a dating sim and also a collecting simulation. I love how there are options of engaging with the characters, you don't have to date everything, you can tell the lamp to screw off if you wanted. So I enjoy that variety. If I had any gripes, I wish there was more visuals for this game. When you have characters that describe something visually happening, like a video game-esc character. It would be nice to have a different background or actually see and look around the area, instead of a character just describing it. Otherwise, this game was way better than expected and I think most people would get a kick out of this and find it both relaxing and hilarious at times.
Gut geschrieben, tolle Charaktere, am Anfang etwas zäh, aber das legt sich schnell. Eines meiner Favoriten momentan.
So very, very creative!
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