Cursed Crops

doug is my favorite character, his words of wisdom know no bounds and his lore is rich with flavor top tier party game for free, hidden gem with great gameplay and comedy. play it!

A fun experience for those that enjoy tower defense games. Also the music SLAPS. Yeehaw.

---{ Graphics }--- ☑ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☑ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☐ Adults ☑ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☑ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☑ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☑ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☑ 10 👉 Get it Now :)

An enjoyable game, it has little content to play through but the dialog is entertaining. This game is sort of tower defence with it's own original game play style that is earnestly fun to play, the hand drawn art style is cute and immediately endears me to the characters upon introduction. As i said at the start, there is little content to this game but what is there is an earnest work. and with a little polish and additions to this game, i could see a serious community form around it.

Super fun and simple game that still manages to provide a challenge at times. a couple things here and there could use tweaking, but all of which are cosmetic and they don't detract from the game play. There's all kinds of funny dialogue and you get to wail against silly enemies and play as sillier characters. I'm having a great time playing it, and I'm gonna enjoy playing it more.

It's a fun game, plays well, and has a pretty good sense of humor. Plus, it's free - Can't beat those prices.

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