
Cow Milking Simulator is a whimsical arcade game. Your mission: milk the cow as fast as you can! Get the milk, sell some dairies, eat cheese, make money. But you have to be quick: a farmer's life is not as chill as you would think!
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Languages: English
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Fun game for the kids.
"I'm not even jokin'...this game is ****in' fun dude." -My friend Joe
It's a fun!1!
cow tiddies
i like watching people who have never played this before reacting to the buckets and ufo. its so funny.
This game was gifted to me, and I had a lot of fun! For the price it was a funny VR experience and if you're looking for something to do, Id definitely recommend it for a laugh! haha! I played this game on the latest episode of my 'Random Funny Games' series on my YouTube Channel! Check it out to see how I found it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABOj3MhNmdY
Ridiculously stupid game. Thumbs-up.
Don't touch the PP
best game ever made
I highly recommend this game. I am currently at 100+ hours and there is still a infinite amount of things to do. Some of the things that i still need to do consists of: Milk cows, Fill buckets with milk, and sell the milk to buyers, pay taxes, bake a cake (for fun), do a puzzle, read a book, learn guitar, go surfing on the beautiful waves of Maui, knit a sweater for my cat that passed away (very sad)(just a joke), Paint my room, write a kind message to the president of the united states, play some basketball, pick up litter to help my local community out, learn how to ride a unicycle, learn how to invest in the stock market, make a lemonade stand, commit arson and many local orphanages, skip stones on a near by lake, eat some oreos, and the list could go on and on! The graphics in this game are definitely 10/10 not even my Nvidia RTX 4090 could run this game because how beautiful the cow utters are! The sound in this game are earGASMIC! I never thought milking a cow could sound so nice! Anyways These are my thoughts on Cow Milking Simulator. Thank you.
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