Count Dookie Fart

Due to the many hours I have acquired whilst playing this modern day masterpiece. I can confidently confirm that this conglomeration of game play mechanics excellently blends together to form an experience worth sharing with the family. The primary game play loop of shining the torch light onto the primary antagonist Count Malodorous Von Dookie-Fart has been a very addictive yet strangely satisfying experience. Seeing the count slow and drawn-out death animation provides me with a sense of euphoria due to the knowledge of the many war crimes he has committed against the state of Israel. However, one criticism I do have on this shining marble statue of a game is that we do not know about the lore behind the counts actions. Does the count have a deep yet tragic backstory detailing how he became the count we battle against in the final product? What is the backstory of our protagonist? What town is he a sheriff of? Simply so many questions that I hope will be answered in the sequel. The music of the game is a beautiful Euphony of doots and poots which support the general theme of the game. The angel-like tunes of this exquisite piece of software not only compare but exceed those of the like of Halo and Terraria. Once again, the only criticism I have is that there is simply not enough music in the game. Although, I feel like this request is silly to ask for as if every song throughout the entirety of human's existence on this blue tinted disk we call Earth, I do feel like it still wouldn't be enough so I will enjoy the little I've got and be grateful I had any in the first place. In conclusion, this game has awakened something inside of me that I never thought possible. A realisation of mysteries that were thought to be impossible to solve now look like simple strings of text with an answer in plain sight. New doors once under lock-and-key are now wide open, welcoming me to the adventures that lie past the pearly white gates of opportunity. Thanks to this game I can now ascend past the moral coil and become something greater and thank you dev, whatever cosmic being you are for allowing me to become the entity I am today.