Cooking Simulator

Every market we collect.

Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 1.57/day in the week to Jul 30 → 0.57/day in the week after.

For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 25 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 10 places towards #1, and the 2,413 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.

Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.

Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.

Hours played at review time, across 909 reviews with recorded playtime.

positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up

Holy God. What a piece of ♥♥♥♥ example of entertainment software. The game hasn’t even started yet. Telemetrics consent? Who cares? You’re probably just gonna do what you want to anyways. Why wouldn’t you? So just ask the player for permission later, if not never, ffs. Go away already. The game hasn’t even started yet. Wait, where’d my game go? A store page? For Cooking Simulator 2? With Mixed reviews? Who cares? Was buying Cooking Simulator 1 not enough for you people? Am I allowed to play this first purchase before being subjected to hamfisted foisting upon of some steamed soggy sloppy seconds? “Verified” my ass. When the main menu finally did show its face, ZERO inputs were working AT ALL. Had to navigate with touch screen to enable Gamepad controls. Career Mode, classic kitchen, tutorials enabled, fine, fine. What is the framerate s’posed to be? 40? Damn. Could I have gotten a warning? Maybe a better graphics settings preconfiguration? Whatever. Fixed by locking the Deck OLED to 40hz. Even then, inconsistent and dropped frames. Something else is bothering me, though… it’s quiet. Too quiet… A little music might go a long way. Maybe some voice acting if you’re feeling fancy. That would be nice. I pause. I navigate to the Audio tab in settings. But along the way the Graphics tab decides it has to chime in too, and suddenly upon arriving to Audio, the whole screen resolution drops to… I don’t know. Some kind of blurry 16:9 though. Very weird, and very annoying. I didn’t even touch the Graphics tab. Music abruptly starting every time I pause is very jarring. The game gave me an achievement I didn’t earn when I entered Career Mode for the very first time. “A winner!: Get a Golden Statue in Competition” The game doesn’t listen the first time you tell it Exit Game. You literally have to Exit Game twice in order to exit game. [strike]To be continued…[/strike] I can’t take any more of this. Peace out.