Cookie Clicker

It's good! People like seeing numbers go boom. And you wait, and it's like, it's so slow! And then it's like, soooooooooo slooooowwwww, for 365 days! But not days, those are just chips And then when you've got all 365 chips, you... Getchipswayfasterandmaketotalunimaginable bominable snowmen! Out of leaderhozin and snot! AND, umm, the first is the worst, the second is the second worst, the third is the third worst, the fourth is the fourthwarth, and you "get" to USE MATH!! IN A WAY THAT MAKES LIKE ZILLIONS! of cookies. You never knew money went up so high if you haven't played clicker heroes too, but those two games go hand in hand for me. And, umm, 15% of 900 seconds of 1 cookie per second means that when you get goldenlucky and you have 1*900/.15 cookies, you get 900 seconds worth of cookies from that. And it's NOT the time to build up that many cookies (900/.15) until after you've gotten... "Very expensive upgrades", that make gold even more valuable! And I won't spoil it from there!! ~~<<333 Butts!

I said to myself when I got this game I would get every single steam achievement, wow, that was the biggest mistake of my life. Help, anyone, someone please save me from the cookies.

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Surely I'm not the only one who would play this rather than pay attention during covid induced online classes.

Cookie crap) I spent an hour or two actively clicking, then just left it running in the background for the passive progression. Upgraded my stuff, did all the usual things, but I still don’t get the point of this game. There is absolutely no engaging gameplay here. Wasting of time and money.

very good game

click cookie = happy me

long story short, click on a cookie

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my finge hurt