Come on Baby!

Não estão nem aí pra este jogo, pois colocaram na steam e não ativaram o modo corrida dele, modo este que é o melhor, quem já jogou nas antigas sabe disso, quem não jogou, nunca vai saber por este motivo.

Just for the fact this game exists, I'm going to kick the next child I see in real life.

[h1] Do you hate yourself? Do you love yourself? It doesn't matter. [i] Come on Baby! [/i] doesn't care. [/h1] [b] As the 8th Best Ranking Winter Championships player in the world (as of July 5th, 2022), I can guarantee you that [i] Come on Baby! [/i] is a game that will test your patience, stamina, sensibilities, and your humanity. This game is not for the weak of soul. [/b] This game is a freak of nature. Sure, it's just a sports themed minigame compilation starring weirdly CGI rendered Korean babies. But beneath its bizarrely innocent facade, hides a trial unlike any other. This game is brutal. Do not let the babies fool you. To describe the game: it's an arcade party minigame compilation, where players utilize 3 buttons (two of them used mostly for mashing) and a directional stick. Minigames can vary from running and jumping, to dancing, jumping into a sumo's ass, shaking a squid on your head, gorilla poaching, escaping brutal murder methods, illegal child fighting matches, child endangerment, and other fun activities. Most minigames are over in less than 20 seconds, though some can last around a minute. These can be quite challenging. Do not expect your [i] Mario Party CPU [/i] opponents here. The amount of rapid button mashing required to beat most minigames is not only exhausting, but can be actively harmful if you're not careful with yourself. The raft minigame and the sumo ass jump minigames come to mind, where the player must rapidly mash two buttons to gain speed, then press the blue button to jump/slap their opponent/racist stereotype on the face. It is agony. Some don't even require mashing, just an immense amount of concentration and (often) luck. Such is the case with the "slapping" minigame, where you are tasked to slap the opponent baby to drain their health and give them a seizure before ending with one yourself. The CPU is [b] brutal [/b]. You have less than ~4 frames to dodge a slap with the dodge button if you're within range, and every hit is precious. It's not even a matter of reaction time, since it's impossible to react on time. It's a matter of guessing if they'll randomly hit or dodge. Players either have the choice between the original Summer Championship course, from the first game, or the Winter Championships, from the obscure expansion sequel. The latter is more challenging (and longer) than the first one, but neither is a walk in the park. Both feature a set of different minigames, but are essentially the same in execution. Your selected baby of choice (from weird stereotypes, to [i] oh my God is that a tribal stereotype [/i]) will don appropriate battle gear for each season. However, as is the way God intended us to fight, they are all equal in skill. The music (war drums) you will hear through the game is... interesting. Most of it is cutesy, bouncy orchestral tracks, though some of it stretches into house, jungle, and my personal favorite genre, [i] Rocky [/i] - ripoff. It's extremely bizarre, though very much appreciated, that you can buy this game alongside the soundtrack. This particular PC port of the game (originally released 2000) comes with a couple of enhancements, such as button remapping/gamepad support (kinda), increased resolution, quick load times, an online leaderboard, and censored baby nudity. But the ultimate question is, [i] who is this game made for? [/i] No sane person, that's for sure. If you're a masochist, or like bizarre, obscure games that have genuinely no reason to exist other than to entertain, then this is for you. This game is a perfect game to show to your friends so that you can all collectively groan. Even in multiplayer, most of the games aren't directly competitive. It's something to play alongside your friend, not against. It's a joint experience, the kind that only the masters at Expotato can bless us with. I mean, it also goes on sale pretty often, so... there's no harm in giving it a shot. Give games a chance, 'n all. Shoutouts to Classics Of Game.