Coffee Crisis

I'm doing a disservice to this game by not making it too far and still writing a review. But how can you blame me when the game doesn't really give you that much of a fair shot, even on Medium difficulty? The difficulty is just thrown out the window because the gameplay is inconsistent with it. I want to really like what is here from this game, but it does a better job making sure that I don't when I'm playing it. The story and concept is silly, which is fine and intentional. The music is pretty good on top of it. The visuals are not shabby, you can tell they were looking to aim for a 16 bit feel of some sorts. Man though when you try to actually PLAY it, that's where it gets to becoming a problem. All of the negative reviews I've read of this game, was confirmed by my experience. The hit detection is too loose, there's practically no stun in a beat-em-up game like this and you will get ganged up so easily that all of the strategy involved in a beat-em-up is out the window. This is how you do a beat-em-up wrong.

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Coffee Crisis is arguably the best beat-'em-up released for the Mega Drive in years! Jokes aside, the game excels in delivering top-notch gameplay while maintaining a smooth experience. It truly captures those pure '80s vibes. The only minor drawback I’d mention is the game's duration. However, it excels in almost every other aspect for fans of '80s arcades—be it music, plot, gameplay, graphics, or co-op features. Definitely a well-crafted game worth playing.

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I'd say avoid this one. It's frustrating & the hits aren't fulfilling. There's better beat em ups out there.

I think this game gets a really bad rap. I saw the mixed reviews and was like "no I will pass" until a friend of mine said it was not that bad. I bought and boy am I glad I did. Yes it is not as mechanically profound like other fighers but it is more of a chaotic brawler then a combo focused beat em up. Yes it is a beat em up but the focus is more on lots of enemies picking up weapons and power ups. You will find in the middle of a huge mob of enemies as you windle them down they will drop health, damage multipliers, invincibility, 1ups..... I mean if you lose on a level just replay because sometimes you have bad drops and other times they are dropping all the good stuff. Honestly It has not taken me long to get towards the end of the game. Yes I watched a playthrough. Also everyone said how hard the game was so I put it on easy and no modifiers and just been flying through it. The story is so over the top but I love it! Its what a good classic retro beat em up should be. I understand this game is not going to be everyone's cup of tea but it is by no means a 'Bad" game. The pacing and levels change often enough that they don't overstay their welcome. Lots of Story for a retro style game which also breaks up the monotony and allows it to feel like it flows really well.

It was ok

if you want to catch a cardiac arrest, then please play and do not deny yourself anything. and yes, drink more coffee, maybe even more. mix coffee, alcohol and energy drink yeah

extrem kurzweiliges Spiel. Macht als kurzer Zeitvertreib und als gemeinsame Beschäftigung Spaß.

De los peores beatem up que he jugado,la historia malísima, la dificultad no esta nivelada, los mods no sirven más que para molestar, en fin, un desastre.