Clock Simulator

Clock Simulator isn't just a game, its an experience. The skill to click at the very right time as if you are ticking your own tock, turns you into something of no other. The ability to theoretically become your own clock is a lot easier said than done, this game has taught me in the hours I've put in, that clicking at the right time of a clock doesn't only make you a better coordinated person, but will also turn your life around. To be more in depth, I clicked at the wrong time, when I clicked at the wrong time, I got decimated for it. This game helped me realize, that time is money, and money is time. When you click at the wrong time, you waisted said time. However, the moment you click in the right time, you are blessed with the potential ability, to keep going. At some point, when you've failed so many times, the game sends you to the main menu, why is it like this? Well, the game likes to treat you as a pig. Pigs like to do the same thing all day, they oink, and in this game, its no other. The pig oinks every time you click, but you also need to click perfectively. Now back to why the game sends you to the main menu. It loves to give you a second chance, typically games that show trial and error, will give you a failure screen. This game, on the other hand, not only says you didn't fail, but its also indicating that you tried your best. This is the most important part, when a game gives you the chance to try again, you give into that chance. Now the most important part is here for why they send you back to the main menu. When you're sent back to the main menu, its abrupt. Abrupt meaning that there isn't a sound, isn't a text, but just you staring at the starting screen once again, heavily implying that you should try again. Back to what I was saying about the pigs. In this game you are put onto a clock, you are the pig, you must jump every second, for eternity. This is the most emotional part of the game. Time is on your hands in this mode. if you fail, the pig fails with you, this shows that time being money, you wouldn't want to waste money, every time you fail, you waste money in some way. Why would I ever recommend this you may ask? Reasons being, it will forever change the way you percept time. It shows that time, isn't your best friend, time goes by, this game helps you realize that. You could spend hours on the pig rhythm or hours on the clock (probably not) but each time you succeed it shows you that, time keeps going, no matter what. SO if you are looking to perfectively not only spend your time wisely, evolving your immerse with time itself, but also, it will make you realize, that time is money, and money is time.

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this games porn is genuinely insane

i shat myself

This is not game of the year... It's Game of the Century!

---{ Graphics }--- ☑ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☑ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☑ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☑ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☑ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 ☑ 11 ---{ Author }--- ☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template

I'm clocking it rn