Chopped Up

a goblin watched me drop his steak on the ground (twice) ate the steak, paid me, and then i shot him dead

The game's story telling, along with the horror aspect are a 10/10, i would recommend this game, to everyone, who at least has 5 dollars. This game is nothing short of a masterpiece. This game may be 5 dollars, but it is worthy of a triple A game pricing, and deserves game of the year, for 2026. Get this game, before it shoots up in price, and before people ruin with tung tung or whatever is popular nowadays.

An Army of Gnomes dancing salsa makes me feel emotionally complete.

Goated game, got some good scares too, wish it was longer but worth the money

I rarely write reviews on a game unless it's either really memey or just straight up terrible, but Chopped Up may be my favorite game I played this year. Hands down had me locked into the goofy story, each character was unique and the premise of the game was overall a spectacular time. I highly recommend this game for anyone looking to kill 2-3 hours. I wish this game had more content, very excited to see new updates and try them out!

Awesome game! Would love to see more stuff added since it was quick to play through and I was really enjoying it. Glad to see all the negative reviews were written by complete morons. I'd take that as 100% customer satisfaction! Just like the wizard when I finished him off in the back after we made out.

Such a fun and unique game, thoroughly enjoyed the playthrough and the creativity of it all, definitely would want more.

This game was absolute cinema, I loved the section where you ran away from the big angry spider thing then a bunch of gnomes pulled up and shot it with a cannon.

das war geil

What a fun game. I loved the ridiculous customers, the funky cooking, the wacky story, the freakin' gnomes. I had a good laugh (and a few screams of terror) playing this. Excellent experience.