
A fast-paced arcade shooter breakfast-hell.
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Themes across 40 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
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Not sure what I was thinking when I bought this slop. Stuff like Cookie Clicker, Adventure Capitalist and even Banana have more sustenance than this. Also I am not keen on dining on rump roast but I will eat Jason's posterior after he eats the corn out of my excrement. I refuse to refer to a man child as Thor. I am glad that petition is gaining traction probably because Jason was such a twonk about it. Perhaps his game companies name is a suggestion. I read that in a thread somewhere on Steam and I am keen to agree. But then again I would not waste the bandwith sailing the seven seas for his unimaginative tripe.
Clunky, slow. monotonous. self indulgent 'humor' feels like it was made by a special ed class as a group effort. Let me save you some time and tell you to use that money elsewhere, anywhere but on this title
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Languages: English, German, Russian
Hours played at review time, across 40 reviews with recorded playtime.
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Updated review: Champions of Breakfast is a great example of a starter game that should be made when learning development tech. It focuses on fast gameplay, makes use of Steam features, and is a generally enjoyable arcade experience, especially at the price offered. P.S. You don't have to talk to Ross. Initial Jun 23 review: Talk to Ross.
eeeeeh... 5/10, its a generic bullet hell game with mediocre bosses,
buying this game only to refund it and and tell you how bad it is, also i dont like you pirate slopware
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There is nobody with a functional brain that would suggest buying anything from a "company" that spends more time streaming the games they play than they do developing their mediocre software. I was stupid enough at one point to believe a nepotist scum bag and felt bad for him enough so that I bought these games so show some solidarity and now I wish so badly I could refund them and the months of twitch I wasted on this absolute goon. Instead of owning any of the reasons why this has happening, this absolute chuckle ♥♥♥♥ instead doubles down, time and time and time again and will continue to do so as his obscurity continues to grow into the nothing he deserves to be. Imagine losing your entire career over something as simple as being unable to say "Yeah, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up... I wish I had done better, but I didn't and I failed myself and my community and I am sorry." Crazy.
fun little arcade game, worth the price
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