Chair F*cking Simulator

gooned

I literally have no idea what I played I dislike it so much

absolute cinema

I'm not even sure how I came across this game, but I do know that myself and a couple of my friends on discord got a hoot out of this game. For $2, I think this gave me enough of a laugh. Storyline: You f*ck the chairs until you reach the very top of them all. Who knows who you'll meet, but you have endless possibilities for personality. Music: It does cycle between a few different songs, none of which are memorable enough to write about. It's just music you have in the background when doing the deed. Controls: Honestly, mouse and keyboard is gonna be your best friend. I don't use it for much, but I don't think this game has controller support. You use your left mouse button and your right mouse button, and you hit them in an ever changing rhythm with whatever you choose as your partner. Achievements: Actually do have a nice range of difficult and easy achievements to get! Some range from how many times you open the game to what chairs you've f*cked to whether you've had some voyeurism included in your session. I liked the difficulty of all of them, but even then you can get most of them with a little work! Overall, definitely a really funny game to play with your friends. An experience. Not something I would play again, but definitely good enough to play for the experience.

I downloaded Chair Fing Simulator as a joke... but now I'm spending HOURS alone with chairs. 😭💀 My friends keep asking where I've been, and I just whisper, "...the chairs need me." 🪑😔 The progression is INSANELY addictive. 📈🔥 Every upgrade makes the experience feel even better, every unlock leaves me wanting more, and before I know it I'm saying, "just one more chair..." 😩👉🪑 The gameplay is so smooth that I barely notice the time passing. 🕒💨 One second I'm casually playing... the next I'm locked in, making intense eye contact with a chair. 👀🪑 My neighbors probably have questions. 😭 The animations? Clean. ✨ The sound effects? Satisfying. 🔥 The overall polish? WAY better than I expected. The developer absolutely cooked. 👨‍🍳💯 Now here's where things got... concerning. 😳 Every time I see a bigger chair I get excited. 😭🪑 Every time I unlock a new one I'm like "OHHH YEAHHH." 💀 My fingers have never worked this hard in their life. 👉😩 My Discord friends: "Yo, what are you doing?" Me: "...I'm alone with a chair right now." 🪑😏 Them: "...bro?" Me: "It's not what it looks like... I'm trying to get a high score." 😭😭😭 This game has me chasing chairs across the map like they owe me money. 🏃💨🪑 I don't choose the chair life... the chair life chose me. 😤👑 10/10 🪑😳👉🔥 The chairs were asking for it... . 😭👑🪑

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