Chair F*cking Simulator

I came 10/10

My therapist recommended me this game

One quiet morning, as the first light touched the world, a philosopher stirred with a realization that transcended mere logic. It wasn’t a quest for truth or virtue that called to him, but a profound, undeniable yearning—a desire to truly connect with the humble chair. He refused to let this remain a ghost of a thought; instead, he poured his entire being into creating this masterpiece. This is not a game with a story, because the story is yours to live. There are no voices to guide you, no NPCs to demand your time, and no side quests to distract from the truth. In this quiet space, there is only a man and a singular, burning devotion: the heart’s honest pull toward the chair. To the world, it may seem like just another digital curiosity. But for those who understand the quiet beauty of the form, this is a sanctuary. It is a love letter written in more than just code; it is a work where soul, guts, and heart were woven into every fiber. Chair ******** Simulator 10/10 — A masterpiece of the spirit.

10/10, very seductive, Cuck DLC desperately needed

Thanks to this game, now people are calling me sick gooner and perv :)

I'm not even sure how I came across this game, but I do know that myself and a couple of my friends on discord got a hoot out of this game. For $2, I think this gave me enough of a laugh. Storyline: You f*ck the chairs until you reach the very top of them all. Who knows who you'll meet, but you have endless possibilities for personality. Music: It does cycle between a few different songs, none of which are memorable enough to write about. It's just music you have in the background when doing the deed. Controls: Honestly, mouse and keyboard is gonna be your best friend. I don't use it for much, but I don't think this game has controller support. You use your left mouse button and your right mouse button, and you hit them in an ever changing rhythm with whatever you choose as your partner. Achievements: Actually do have a nice range of difficult and easy achievements to get! Some range from how many times you open the game to what chairs you've f*cked to whether you've had some voyeurism included in your session. I liked the difficulty of all of them, but even then you can get most of them with a little work! Overall, definitely a really funny game to play with your friends. An experience. Not something I would play again, but definitely good enough to play for the experience.

I love ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chairs