Catch The Kids: Priest Simulator Game

Neither angel nor devil can stop the Catholic priest from protecting those kids with his love. This game really does deserve the Simulation tag.

Finally! A realistic simulator of the life of a Catholic Priest! All the fun of being a Catholic Priest, without those pesky higher ups trying to cover everything up!

A nice arcade title with a dose of humour. Despite visual simplicity, the game is quite challenging, especially if you try to finish levels with high scores. Runs smooth. The only issues that I have are with polish transaltion, but it doesn't affect the gameplay.

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Catch The Kids: Priest Simulator Game is a poor taste joke game that has you taking on the role of a priest, chasing children. To save them from the devil, of course. It's a laughably poor 3D rendered low poly top down action game where you run around simple low poly maps nabbing low poly children then running through a portal while devils chase you. It's garbage in terms of concept, gameplay quality, and technical implementation. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. There's no options to change the resolution for the game or customise the graphics settings. There's no way for gamers to ensure this is running at the native resolution of their displays... there's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision. There's no way for gamers to try improve the low quality graphics. The game features lazy low-polygon voxel "Minecraft"-like "art", making this look like a barely functional 3D game from the 1990s. A lot of amateur developers see Minecraft's success and assume it's because it looks bad, not because it had unique and appealing game mechanics, and they try to emulate the success without understanding it. It also happens to be easy, and doesn't need any proper talent in terms of game development/graphic artists etc. That's why reviewers are faced with so many of these terrible games with confrontingly bad graphics. Developers must learn that Minecraft succeeded despite the bad graphics, not because of them. The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. The poor quality of this game is reflected in the general public reception. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 3 players. That's right, only 3. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 50,000 games for gamers to choose from, the overwhelming lack of interest in the game is to be expected. Gamers just didn't take this low quality game seriously, and for good reason. Catch The Kids: Priest Simulator Game has the laughable price of around $4 USD, it's not worth it given the defects and shortcomings with the product, especially considering the sheer number of completely free, much higher quality games on Steam. One final note: Because this is more of a "joke" game, intended to draw attention from controversy or in the hopes of going viral because it's "so bad it's good" (but it isn't good at all), there's nothing here to offer to serious gamers. As usual, with most awful/joke games, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, such as "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" etc. Because most of the reviews are as insincere as the game itself is, the positive review score for this game should be disregarded.

Очень смешная игра! В игре забавная советская музыка ( особенно когда она замедленна), веселый геймплей и острая сатира на религию

this game is so similar to my life. Highly recommend.

brought back so many childhood memories! really great game ☺️

Very fun game and has a fun mechanics

cannonical to real life, some of the achievements are broken tho but very fun and a cool art style