Catch Me!

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This game makes me want do disembowel myself and then eat my own organs as I ♥♥♥♥ bricks. If you're suicidal then I recommend playing, it will certainly help you let go. Would rather consume my own fecal matter along with my own hands than ever play this game again. Septic tank diving has got to be more fun than playing this piece of ♥♥♥♥ ass game, whoever developed this needs mental and physical help. Every waking moment I wish to engulf my own body in flames this game is so horrid. The urge within me to crush my head under a hydraulic press consumes my very view and hope for the future. A piece of me was lost today, a piece of me that I will never get back. I didn't lose my mind all at once. I misplaced it in the quiet moments between sleepless nights, unanswered prayers, and the weight of pretending this game was good. After playing this game I looked in the mirror, and the stranger staring back knew my name but not my peace. The cruelest part isn't clicking on this game; it's remembering the person I used to be before I played it and realizing I can't find my way back to them. This game was so bad that parts of my being are lost and cannot be found. They should put a content warning on this game because it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I wish to carve out the piece of my brain that remembers me playing this with a rusty spoon so I can lay at peace. I will remember this game, not because of it's so called greatness, but because of the indefinite mental trauma it has bestowed upon me. Never play this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game unless you're willing to face the consequences. A toddler with no arms could develop a game better and that's the pathetic and sad truth.

ХЕРНЯ, ВЕРНИТЕ ДЕНЬГИ

[h1][i]Catch Me![/i] - 2/10[/h1] [b]"Playing tag using the Discord voice channels is more fun" "I had more fun running from the cops" "La migra es mejor"[/b] - Friends who played it with me [hr][/hr] Full disclaimer, [b][i]this game was free when we tried it[/i][/b]. It usually goes for a whopping [b]$10 USD[/b], which, spoilers, is just too much. It's just tag. It was a kinda fun as a little party game, but that's basically it. The controls were a little clunky, the stage hazards are hard to see, the menus were seemingly capped at 30fps, and the game comes in at an eye-watering 2.75gb(apparently the game uses 3D models instead of 2d sprites and is generally unoptimized). The tutorial is also particularly handholdy. "Play tag and parkour around a map" is a pretty simple concept which has been done before, this game just lacks any soul and the lack of polish on top of that just kills it. Part of me feels like I'm being to harsh but I'm chalking that up to the fact I didn't have to pay TEN DOLLARS or shuffle my storage around to download it. There's also a battlepass and some achievements at least, so you have some type of goal, but overall this just feels like a husk of a game.

Отличная игра, для веселого вечера с друзьями

服务器不太好

Tolles Spiel, macht echt Spaß. Das Spiel ist perfekt zum Zeitvertreiben mit anderen Freunden👍. Und der Preis ist auch perfekt, nicht zu wenig und nicht zu viel (5€).

考虑了很久，终于花0元全款拿下，感觉没有分期的必要！ 在十几岁的年纪，没有经济，不靠父母，全靠刷快手刷到的，未来可期，加油！

Witziges Spiel um am Abend mit Freunden zu spielen. Empfehlenswert!