Car Washer: Summer of the Ninja

[h1]Описание:[/h1] Тайм-менеджмент симулятор автомойщика. В один прекрасный летний день наш главный герой получив диплом об окончании школы решает немного подзаработать. Как же раздобыть деньжат, когда ничего не умеешь делать? Открываем автомойку. Начнем с простого мытья одной машины и дальше продвигаем наш бизнес вкладывая все свободные деньги на покупку улучшенного инвентаря. Чтобы сильно не заскучать нашему мытью будут мешать невесть откуда появившиеся ниндзя, пачкающие уже помытые машины. Поможем нашему школяру заработать себе на PS4. [h1]Плюсы:[/h1] ¥ Мультяшные анимированные комиксы. [h1]Минусы:[/h1] ¥ Унылый зацикленный по кругу саундтрек. ¥ Очень медленный и скучный игровой процесс. ¥ Неудобное управление. [h1]Итог:[/h1] Сейчас есть симуляторы всего на свете. Какие-то вполне себе реальные, какие-то полностью аркадные. Перед нами инди подделка особо ничего интересного из себя не представляющая. Обычный тайм-менеджмент выполненный на любительском уровне. Затянуть игра в себя не смогла и наврятли затянет вас... Уж лучше пойти самому помыть выйти кому-нибудь машину и заработать на игру получше. Не рекомендую. [h1]Оценка: 3/10[/h1] [h1]Послесловие:[/h1] Если вам понравился этот обзор добро пожаловать в группу http://steamcommunity.com/groups/uojer - тут вы сможете увидеть рекомендованные мною игры, другие обзоры, а также просто пообщаться в хорошей компании.

[h1]Key provided by developer/publisher. This does not effect my review.[/h1] Summer break, a time to relax and have fun. But what's the difference between a good summer and a great summer? Spending money, of course! And what better way to earn some extra cash than a car wash? Unfortunately, the local branch of Ninja Car Washing Corp. is right across the street and they don’t appreciate the competition... [list][h1]Comments[/h1] [*]I am going to say this right away: I would only highly advise buying this game on sale. Otherwise, it's up to you. [*]Gameplay is not as polished as it should be; slow and sometimes tedious [*]This game is orginally from 2010, and it shows age [*]The idea behind this game is great: just trying to earn some cash, you end up fighting against a rival car wash across the street that is owned by ninjas who constantly try and sabotage your customers with mud filled balloons. It is your job to fend off the balloons with your hose; all while washing cars and trying to keep your customers satisfied. [/list] [h1]Summary[/h1] [list][*][b]Graphics: 5.[/b] Looks like it was made in paint, or with a very generic program. Still looks decent. [*][b]Music: 6.[/b] Nothing much here, just a few moderately catchy soundtracks on loops. Fitting, but lacking at the same time. [*][b]Cinematics: 5.[/b] Also done with paint or a similar program. Not bad looking, but could be better. [*][b]Story: 7.[/b] As was mentioned earlier, the story revolves around a young boy determined to earn money. He ends up as the target of the ninja car wash accross the street. [*][b]Content: 6.[/b] Couple hours of gameplay for those who do not mind the graphics and have some patience. [*][b]Controls: 6.[/b] Hard to get used to at first. [b]WASD[/b] to position around the car your are washing, [b]Q and E[/b] to switch between tools (Hose, sponge, ect.) and [b]arrow keys[/b] to aim the tool currently selected. [*][b]Gameplay: 5.[/b] Very slow at almost all times, takes patience. If slow gameplay bothers you, you may want to look elsewhere. [/list] [h1]TL:DR[/h1] A game that shows age with somewhat under average graphics and soundtrack, solid story, controls that take getting used to, and slow gameplay at times. Unfortunately, I can only recommended to buy this game on sale. [b]6/10 at best.[/b]

洗車でお小遣いを稼ぐゲーム[strike] クソゲー[/strike] 素早く洗車したらいいのかと思いきや 全然そんなことはなく 高速で作業しても綺麗にならないので速攻で投げそうになったｗ どの作業も車の四方を1～2秒づつぐらいゆっくりやったら良い おかげでテンポが悪く爽快感に欠ける ライバル店の忍者が洗車の妨害をしてくるので 道具を駆使してこれを防がないといけない 日を追うごとに道具が進化するけど 忍者の妨害もエスカレートする せっかくピカピカにした車が忍者に泥まみれにされると超むかついて燃える 操作は ASDWキー：キャラを車の前後左右に動かして ←↓→↑キー：キャラの向きを変えて洗車する EQキー：道具切り替え SPACE：集金 XBOX ONE PADが使えるのでPADでやったほうが楽 左右乳首：洗車 LRB：道具切り替え LRT：集金

This is just a bad game! Watch the video and you will see for yourself. 4.99 this game isnt even worth a quarter. Just avoid it!

Strange game in which you move around cars to wash them. You will do this one movement eternally. Sometimes ninjas from the neighborhood need to be fought with you garden hose. Very bad use of your precious time.

Please, never purchase this game. I was gifted it and it's still ♥♥♥♥

还行吧。 Not Bad.

Tags: Clicker - Cooldown Additional Tags: Delete Local Content & Remove from Library TLDR: Would be more fun to wash a real car Review: The musical track was on the okay side and I thought that the comic strips were okay as well and at least conveyed the essence of the setting in a fast effective and easily skippable manner. But then the actual game starts and you get an MS paint grass lot with a U shaped road going through it and some MS paint red cars show up and you use your controller to use a garden hose on all four sides using the left joystick and aim using the right joystick on the xbox gamepad. then you switch to sponge... and then you click to get paid. Sometimes a ninja appears and you gotta switch to garden hose and block him with it otherwise he dirties the car... It gets really boring real fast, just feels like a pointless grind

Ta gra została chyba stworzona przez dziecko któregoś z pracowników Valve, bo to chyba jedyny sposób, w jaki mogła trafić do sprzedaży. Nudna, powolna, nieciekawa, źle zorganizowana. Jest milion darmowych gierek lepszych od tego badziewia. Unikać jak ognia.

Ok I played this game for 15 minutes and want to say: this game is just bad. It's a game in which you need to wash cars by pointing a hose at them from 4 directions, for *unspecified amount of time*, then point a sponge at them from 4 directions, for *unspecified amount of time*. Then you need to fend off ninjas with your hose. The main problem is - you just stand next to a car and face in the direction of it. And do that in 4 directions. There's no visual indication of how close you are to cleaning this car. You just stand and wait. I mean, actual cleaning of cars is more fun than this, at least there's some sense of accomplishment.