
Calm Down, Stalin is a game where you directly control your hands to threaten your enemies with nuclear weapons by moving your finger closer to The Button while signing important state papers, answering phone, dealing with your subordinates and fighting the stress of your job by smoking your pipe!
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Languages: English, Russian
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 43 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
Themes across 43 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Reviews
Great game. Helped me befriend the russian goverment.
Не удержался и разбомбил Запад. ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⣛⣛⣛⣛⡛⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣛⣽⣶⢿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣝⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢏⢾⡿⠏⠁⡉⣀⣮⣶⣭⣼⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣝⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢈⣌⣴⣤⣾⡿⠟⠛⠋⠉⣩⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡻⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢎⡟⠉⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⡛⠛⢿⣟⠛⣛⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢹⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠫⠊⠄⠄⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⢀⣷⣆⣀⢰⣤⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢡⡀⠄⣴⡞⠛⠛⠣⠄⠄⠈⠉⠙⢻⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⢨⠟⠄⠈⣿⡿⠗⠢⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣸⣿ ⣿⠟⠑⠁⠄⠄⠄⠙⠷⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠚⠟⠋⡴⠖⠦⢻⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿ ⣿⢀⠄⣀⣭⣩⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠙⡆⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⢱⣿⣿ ⣿⡆⣹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢁⢼⣿⣿⣿⢏⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣇⣠⠔⠃⠄⢿⣿⡏⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣷⡝⡇⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠴⠋⠈⠁⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡧⡁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣾⣇⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣇⢧⡀⠄⢀⡠⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣎⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣶⣭⣭⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡙⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠌⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⣴⣿⣿⡦⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢏⣼⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢠⡟⠋⢿⣿⢃⡜⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⢾⡷⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣫⣾⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⡇⠄⠘⢋⣾⣧⢿⣿⠟⠁⠄⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⣿⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⠈⠄⠄⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⠿⣫⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠟⣱⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣠⣶⣿⣿⡿⢛⣵⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⡿⢟⣭⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣥⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
Joseph.
peak 2016 game i guess
this game fuxking rules !1!!!!11!
Played for 10 minutes and decided I'd rather watch paint dry
прикольнаЯя играь чтобы угрожать ядерной войной германии ОЧЕНЬ УВЛЕКАТЕЛЬНО
Woah, Stalin, calm down dude!
Хорошо показывает основной принцип работы: всё тебе говорит "успокойся", но продуктивность приходит только когда шлёшь в ссылку свою нервную систему и просто кидаешься вещами
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