
Calm Down, Stalin is a game where you directly control your hands to threaten your enemies with nuclear weapons by moving your finger closer to The Button while signing important state papers, answering phone, dealing with your subordinates and fighting the stress of your job by smoking your pipe!
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Languages: English, Russian
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Hours played at review time, across 42 reviews with recorded playtime.
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虽然是老游戏,但是建模过于粗糙。作为政治讽刺作品,内涵却过于欠缺,只停留在一些低级趣味上面,当然这也是这类作品的通病。因为一些游戏主播玩过这款游戏,它似乎变成一种经典,然而实际玩起来难以忍受:人物的动作不受控制,重复的玩法,判定也令人火大。当然,从某种程度来说作者或许就是想借此揶揄苏联政治就如同这款游戏一样拙劣,那这样的话他的目的确实达成了。如果是像我一样抱着猎奇心态来的,建议可以不用购买了,这没有任何意义,实在感兴趣就看别人玩好了。同时我也觉得以戏谑的方式丑化一个政治人物确实不甚高明,建议用更科学的方法批判。至于斯大林时期的政治历史,本身就没有定论,看你站左还是右喽。
У Сталина было два танка. Он катался на них по очереди Очередь возмущалась, но не расходилась
This game is very fun and it's kinda unique, the later levels became hard cause the phone kept landing on the button, this game deserved a positive review from me!
Да дайте старому уже прикурить нормально, а то снова репрессиями начнет заниматься и кричать "РАССТРЕЛЯТЬ!"
Растрелять! 10/10 cимулятор сталина тупо править ссср
Кнопка, трубка, стресс
STALIN GAMING!!!!
Игра достойная, но разраба расстрелять
Муха из игры - та же самая ,под которой будет Ельцин в 90ые.
"Товарищи, не обессудьте. Я запаниковал" *после нажатия на кнопку*
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