Bunker 58

I've played some bad games in my life but what the actual ♥♥♥♥ is this game?

le hubiese puesto un voto positivo si no fuese por los bugs TOTALMENTE DESTRUCTIVOS y la mala optimizacion, esta mas trabado que la economia de LATAM.

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If you're looking for a review on this game you've come to the wrong place, but if your're looking for an outstanding pie recipe you've come to the right place. Ingredients: 1. 6 tablespoons unsalted butter 2. 1/2 cup white sugar 3. 1/2 cup brown sugar 4. 1/4 cup water 5. 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon 6. 1 pinch salt 7. 5 apples - peeled, cored and sliced 8. 1 pastry for double-crust pie Directions: 1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C). 2. Combine butter, white sugar, brown sugar, water, cinnamon, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, remove from heat and set aside. 3. Roll out half the pastry to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Place bottom crust in pie plate; pour in apple slices. 4. Roll out top crust into a 10-inch circle. Cut into 8 (1-inch) wide strips with a sharp paring knife or pastry wheel. Weave the pastry strips, one at a time, into a lattice pattern. Fold the ends of the lattice strips under the edge of the bottom crust and crimp to seal. 5. Pour butter-sugar mixture over top of pie, coating the lattice, and allowing any remaining sauce to drizzle through the crust. 6. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and bake until the crust is golden brown, the caramel on the top crust is set, and the apple filling is bubbling, 35 to 40 more minutes. Allow to cool completely before slicing.

Like the other reviews are saying, this is an asset flip with scummy Greenlight/Pre-Alpha practices. "...a 15 minute gameplay time..." is being very generous as well, in two or three you've already cleared the entire map of enemies and all lootable objects. This is a special kind of bad. It's above the effort of a normal asset flip, but the developer couldn't be bothered to put in [i]enough[/i] effort to finish any one aspect of it. There is an inventory that you can spawn objects in, but you can't use them or assign them to your hotbar in any way. There are enemies, but beyond basic pathfinding and attacking they do nothing and don't respawn. There is a map, but it is filled with random garbage and has a nonsensical layout (complete with random dead ends). There are objects in the map, but there's no way or reason to pick them up. Speaking of objects, non-equippable ones move in a semi-spherical position based on where your camera is pointing. I have never seen this kind of screw-up before. I can only believe the developer somehow mixed up the shadow's rendering position and the model's rendering position. TL:DR; If you want something spooky to do with the number 58, go watch Local58 instead. You'll get actual enjoyment for free.

really good game honestly strong graphics and intriguing story

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