Box Looter 2018

How do I even review this product. It's not a game. This is surely what Valve were talking about when they mentioned "Fake games" This was clearly a case of "EA is in the dog house! So let's get a silly Loot box clicker game out ASAP, capitalise on the drama and make some moolar" Box Looter 2018 is not a Loot box simulator. In this game every single loot box you open contains money of a higher value than the loot box itself. That's all they contain, in game currency which is displayed as USD. A proper Loot Box Sim would be more like a gambling simulator, surely. I was hoping there would be some form of planning ahead with my money, some risk, interesting loot inside of the boxes, but there isn't. It's your average Steam bait clicker, except this time, you're clicking on loot boxes. Also the production value is non existent, the frame rate often dropped below 15fps when I was spam clicking boxes. Some of the Loot box names made me chuckle, so there's that. I opened a 'Raunchy Spinning Explosive Loot box. I bought and reviewed this piece of spunk filled gutter waste so that you don't have to. You can thank me later. [h1]0/5[/h1] Please check out and follow my Steam Curator where I shine a light on the very best indie games and occasionally poke fun at some of the worst. http://store.steampowered.com/curator/31321063/

EA simulator

The 💰 intent 💰 is 💰 to 💰 provide 💰 players 💰 with 💰 a 💰 sense 💰 of 💰 pride 💰 and 💰 accomplishment 💰 for 💰 unlocking 💰 different 💰 heroes. 💰 As 💰 for 💰 cost, 💰 we 💰 selected 💰 initial 💰 values 💰 based 💰 upon 💰 data 💰 from 💰 the 💰 Open 💰 Beta 💰 and 💰 other 💰 adjustments 💰 made 💰 to 💰 milestone 💰 rewards 💰 before 💰 launch. 💰 Among 💰 other 💰 things, 💰 we're 💰 looking 💰 at 💰 average 💰 per-player 💰 credit 💰 earn 💰 rates 💰 on 💰 a 💰 daily 💰 basis, 💰 and 💰 we'll 💰 be 💰 making 💰 constant 💰 adjustments 💰 to 💰 ensure 💰 that 💰 players 💰 have 💰 challenges 💰 that 💰 are 💰 compelling, 💰 rewarding, 💰 and 💰 of 💰 course 💰 attainable 💰 via 💰 gameplay. We 💰 appreciate 💰 the 💰 candid 💰 feedback, 💰 and 💰 the 💰 passion 💰 the 💰 community 💰 has 💰 put 💰 forth 💰 around 💰 the 💰 current 💰 topics 💰 here 💰 on 💰 Reddit, 💰 our 💰 forums 💰 and 💰 across 💰 numerous 💰 social 💰 media 💰 outlets. Our 💰 team 💰 will 💰 continue 💰 to 💰 make 💰 changes 💰 and 💰 monitor 💰 community 💰 feedback 💰 and 💰 update 💰 everyone 💰 as 💰 soon 💰 and 💰 as 💰 often 💰 as 💰 we 💰 can. 💰

游戏的质量和他要讽刺的内容一样烂，一周目通关我只花了7分钟，全程就是点点点，虽说这游戏是讽刺开箱机制，但是游戏本身没有任何趣味，而且箱子没有什么概率之类的，每一箱子都是赚钱，然后再开更贵的。换做我我就把箱子设置概率，什么？你说你脸太黑开箱开到没钱了？那明天再来或者看一段特制的广告如何

Stunning voice acting. 10/10 would doot more loot.

My very best experience of modern video gaming so far !

Полная ♥♥♥♥♥♥.......Воще не интересно открывать эти сраные ящики! Не рекомендую в это дерьмо играть ( ДАЖЕ БЕСПЛАТНО ) Говно игра.....ХЕРОТА....

overall alright for in between.

Бестолтковая открывалка лутбоксов. Игра не стоит своих денег.

I never buy games with micro transactions or lootboxes, but when I saw this one I knew I had to try it and I wasn't disappointed. Loot Boxes everywhere and beautiful background scenery. Lots of Lootboxes everywhere. Everything you could want from a lootbox is in this game. Spinning Loot Boxes, Burning Loot Boxes, Battle-Hardened loot boxes, Plain old loot boxes, Elite loot boxes, Explosive Loot boxes, Stock Holder Pleasing Containers, and so much more. Yeah, yeah, I know it is a clickr style game. So What? If you love loot boxes in your games, this is the game for you. If you hate loot boxes in your games, this is still the game for you. 10/10 Oh and you can beat this game in under 2 hours.