
BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.
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Prices
The United States storefront in every case, so this compares stores and not countries.
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Sums Steam only; Nintendo publishes no volume signal, so the true total is higher by an unknown amount.
| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
SteamYou are here | $3.99 | 526reviews | 78% | — | $39.9K |
| $3.99 | — | — | — | not modelled |
Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 41 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
As someone who hates football I enjoyed this. The game rules and surrounding narrative show utter contempt for the game, the clubs, the players, the fans and just about everything surrounding the game. It's necessary to endure a few really bad games until you start to level up your team, then it starts to vaguely resemble a videogame about football. I _think_ anyone who genuinely likes football will hate this.
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Hours played at review time, across 41 reviews with recorded playtime.
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Players by region
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