Beerman

Won on Steamgifts. Don't get me wrong. This is a really really bad game. But the cutscenes are so bad, they become good. Shame you need to beat "game" to get them. An unlock all scenes cheat would much help this "game" Here's some help: Level 1: Just go all the way to the top, then shoot down till everyone dead. Beat bosses, end. Level 2: While you can block, upper puch and lower punch just spam D to fly everyone to death, easy. Level 3 (the one the other reviewer got stuck on): Use left to give trucks next to you a push. The inverted cannon sucks, yes. Level 4: They can't hit you at the top of the screen, just glue to it till the boss appears and pray you can kill it before your lifes run out. Level 5: Level 2 but sometimes you need to press W and mouse button to kill snakes in trees. Also; poor panda. Level 6: This is almost a game... you can actually avoid projectiles, so this should be doable. Just need to go ofscreen sometimes to hit some targets. Hey, I never said it was like a GOOD game. Level 7: Like level 3. Though the rocket launching feminists from the windows are hard to spot. Level 8: Boss fight. No way to avoid all the crap thrown at you but given 75 lives you can easily outlive it. Congrats, you're now the second person ever behind me to ever finished this game. Till Beerman 2: Toronto Nights I suppose. Verdict: Get it for free. Enjoy how utter terrible (and enjoyable) the cutscenes are. Hope developer patches in an unlock all scenes thingy. We need NEUTRAL Valve!

复古风格的平台动作游戏，玩法比较简单，核心就是跳跃、躲避障碍和击败敌人。操作逻辑容易理解，上手门槛不高，但部分关卡对时机把握还是有一定要求。 像素画风和轻松的音乐营造出不错的怀旧氛围，流程节奏也比较紧凑，适合利用碎片时间玩几关。不过游戏内容体量不大，关卡机制变化有限，玩久了容易产生重复感，整体缺少一些让人眼前一亮的设计。 作为一款小体量独立游戏，它能提供轻松的平台跳跃体验，适合喜欢复古风格、想简单放松一下的玩家。

Beerman is a badly and insincerely made "joke" game where you do some simple Adobe Flash tier gameplay with a beer themed superhero... the jokes are bad, the premise is bad, the delivery is bad. This is the kind of thing that I think is harmful to Steam in some ways because this insincere pollution takes up marketing space and visibility from sincerely developed amateur games. It gives indie devs a bad name. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. While there are options to change the resolution for the game, all this does is scale up the simplistic 2D art assets used to make the game, which makes little or no difference to the graphics quality. Without any other substantial graphics tweaks, it's not possible for gamers to improve the lacklustre 2D visuals. The game features somewhat lazy, simplistic "retro" looking 2D graphics, of the type you normally expect to see in low effort Flash/browser games and mobile apps. Considering this is being evaluated as a PC game, having the graphics phoned in like this isn't going to result in a high quality, visually impressive game that PC gamers are used to seeing. The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers, left handed gamers or gamers using AZERTY or other international keyboard layouts. The very poor quality of this game puts it squarely on-par with ancient 1990's Flash/Java games, and given it's 2024 (and this was released not so far back in 2016), gamers and the industry expect and deserve better than this kind of low effort shovelware. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. Reviewing SteamDB to check how popular this game was with players reveals a surprise... there's a very healthy spike in player counts for the game. But this only happened once, around the same time that trading cards were applied to the game... so this is just card idlers getting their cards and moving on. A closer look at the numbers shows the game just has a couple of players every week running up the game and idling it for cards, then deleting it. We must ask how it benefits gamers for there to be so many games like this, with no merit as a serious game, that only generate sales from people idling and selling the trading cards. So, should you buy this game? Is this one of the best of the 100,000+ games on Steam? Beerman is relatively cheap at $2 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. This is also competing with over 11,000 free games available on Steam, many of them far better than this paid product. [b]Note:[/b] Because this is more of a "joke" game, intended to draw attention from controversy or in the hopes of going viral because it's "so bad it's good" (but it isn't good at all), there's nothing here to offer to serious gamers. As usual, with most awful/joke games, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, such as "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" etc. Because most of the reviews are as insincere as the game itself is, and if you removed the fake/joke reviews the game would have a markedly different review score, the positive review score for this game should be disregarded.

çok değişik ve saçma bir oyun aslında uçan kaçan bir adam olarak yani beerman helikoptere saldırıoruz vs farklı bir yapısı var sevip sevmemek çok göreceli ben olumlu vereyim

Beerman, Lee Davidson tarafından geliştirilen ve yayınlanan süper kahraman temalı bir aksiyon oyunudur. Oyunda oyuncular, The Society Of The Ninth'in Boston vatandaşlarını yeni ve tehlikeli bir uyuşturucuya bağımlı hale getirmesini durdurması gereken bir şehir süper kahramanı olan Beerman rolünü üstlenirler. Oyun, Boston'da oteller, sokaklar ve kıyılar gibi çeşitli yerlerde geçen farklı seviyeler içeriyor. Oyuncular, şehre savaş açmak için alçak makineler kullanan Society'yi durdurmak için Boston PD ile birlikte çalışmalıdır. Beerman'ın hikâyesi 1980'lerde, Hollywood'da süper kahraman oyuncularına talebin yüksek olduğu bir dönemde geçiyor. Beerman işsizdi ve süper kahraman filmlerinde uçan dublör olarak iş buldu. Ancak 1990'larda Hollywood'un süper kahramanlara olan ilgisi azalmış ve Beerman bir kez daha işsiz kalmıştır. Sonra, evinden acil bir telefon aldı. Dokuzuncu Cemiyet alkole karşı savaş ilan etmiş ve Boston'da operasyonlar başlatmıştı. Boston halkının Cemiyet'i ve şeytani planlarını durdurmak için Beerman'ın yardımına ihtiyacı vardı. Cemiyet'in lideri Fatula, servetini Meksika'da toz atıştırmalıklar satarak kazanmıştı. Rekabet avantajı elde etmek için, atıştırmalıklarını daha çekici hale getirecek bağımlılık yapıcı bir madde araştırmaya başladı. Bu, atıştırmalıklarına ekledikleri süper bağımlılık yapıcı bir katkı maddesi olan MRG'nin yaratılmasına yol açtı. Bir kutlama sırasında Fatula bir fıçı MRG'nin içine düştü ve umutsuzca fast food bağımlısı oldu. İnsanların kalp yetmezliğinden önce efsanevi dokuzuncu yanaklarını büyütmelerine yardımcı olmak için alkol gibi iştahlarının önünde duran her şeyin gitmesi gerektiğine inanıyordu. Genel olarak Beerman, süper kahraman temalarını bağımlılık yapıcı bir oyunla birleştiren aksiyon dolu bir oyundur. Oyun karışık eleştiriler almış olsa da, güzel Boston şehrinde geçen benzersiz bir hikaye ve heyecan verici bir oyun sunuyor.

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My life was a wreck before I found Beerman. I cope with depression and Beerman helps me forget about it. I connect with Beerman on a spirtitual level. I'm so greatful for whoever gifted me this game because I would not be the way I am today. The voice acting is top notch. The characters feel like real people not like the robots that Mass Effect Andromena gave us. The gameplay is simple but addictive. With an amazing story, great characters, amazing voice acting, you should buy yourself a copy of Beerman to be changed like I was.

差评 画面手感 极其僵硬。