Beerman

非常狗屎的骗钱游戏

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你敢信吗，这2016年发售的游戏竟然在2020年10月18日发布了更新。 https://steamcommunity.com/app/508950/eventcomments/4477100383807821766 以下是机翻： 在游戏的第一轮游戏中，开发人员仍然错过了第一轮游戏中的一个大漏洞！ 这个新的Beerman演示是根据游戏的最终版本制作的，该版本在早期更新中解决了所有问题，并涉及到1级和所有需要解决的奇怪问题，详情如下： 点击这里在比尔曼网站与帮派见面！！！ 1级更新 1醉酒的导弹 是的，不幸的是，牙买加乔治的发射确实倾向于飘浮在直升机下面，就像他们喝了酒一样……好吧，现在导弹发射的头直接对准了比尔曼或直升机的机头…………牙买加乔治又瞄准了！ 2比尔曼怒气冲冲地说 奇怪的是，即使比尔曼有越战经验，如果他不小心撞上了另一架直升机，那么他也有可能在爆炸中被炸飞出游戏屏幕……这一点现在已经得到解决，我们的英雄确实不可能擅离职守。 三。魔术师贾曼 在之前的建筑中，当贾曼准备把学生从楼顶扔下去的时候，如果玩家足够快，打开奇努克斜坡并杀死两名警卫，也会看到贾曼和素食恶棍一起走上飞机。。。。。 现在，虽然牙买加是牙买加人，因此酷到可以同时出现在两个地方，但这并不是很符合现实，所以我后来修改了这一点，现在奇努克的门不会打开登机，直到牙买加人把这个学生扔死。。。。。 秩序万岁！ 这当然带来了演示与主游戏，一个小波士顿清理，这样疯狂可以继续！ 点击这里在比尔曼网站与帮派见面！！！

[h1] I wonder how such junk ends up on steam. [/h1]

wtf? literally... WTF?

This game completely changed my life to better, thank you Beerman.

Beerman is a badly and insincerely made "joke" game where you do some simple Adobe Flash tier gameplay with a beer themed superhero... the jokes are bad, the premise is bad, the delivery is bad. This is the kind of thing that I think is harmful to Steam in some ways because this insincere pollution takes up marketing space and visibility from sincerely developed amateur games. It gives indie devs a bad name. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. While there are options to change the resolution for the game, all this does is scale up the simplistic 2D art assets used to make the game, which makes little or no difference to the graphics quality. Without any other substantial graphics tweaks, it's not possible for gamers to improve the lacklustre 2D visuals. The game features somewhat lazy, simplistic "retro" looking 2D graphics, of the type you normally expect to see in low effort Flash/browser games and mobile apps. Considering this is being evaluated as a PC game, having the graphics phoned in like this isn't going to result in a high quality, visually impressive game that PC gamers are used to seeing. The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers, left handed gamers or gamers using AZERTY or other international keyboard layouts. The very poor quality of this game puts it squarely on-par with ancient 1990's Flash/Java games, and given it's 2024 (and this was released not so far back in 2016), gamers and the industry expect and deserve better than this kind of low effort shovelware. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. Reviewing SteamDB to check how popular this game was with players reveals a surprise... there's a very healthy spike in player counts for the game. But this only happened once, around the same time that trading cards were applied to the game... so this is just card idlers getting their cards and moving on. A closer look at the numbers shows the game just has a couple of players every week running up the game and idling it for cards, then deleting it. We must ask how it benefits gamers for there to be so many games like this, with no merit as a serious game, that only generate sales from people idling and selling the trading cards. So, should you buy this game? Is this one of the best of the 100,000+ games on Steam? Beerman is relatively cheap at $2 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. This is also competing with over 11,000 free games available on Steam, many of them far better than this paid product. [b]Note:[/b] Because this is more of a "joke" game, intended to draw attention from controversy or in the hopes of going viral because it's "so bad it's good" (but it isn't good at all), there's nothing here to offer to serious gamers. As usual, with most awful/joke games, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, such as "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" etc. Because most of the reviews are as insincere as the game itself is, and if you removed the fake/joke reviews the game would have a markedly different review score, the positive review score for this game should be disregarded.