Beer Bar

RPG Maker strikes again! Beer Bar is one of hundreds of low effort retro-pixel RPG Maker asset/construction kit flips spamming the Steam catalog, made with the RPG Maker video game construction kit... in their own words, "Our easy to use tools are simple enough for a child." However, КиКо have truly outdone themselves here by using the craptastic blight on gaming, RPG Maker, to not only not make an RPG, but to make what is barely, if at all, a game. The game is a single screen of RPG Maker stock JRPG assets, and all you do is click on a beer keg and then click on tables until you run out of time, then the game ends and you see your "score". Yeah.. КиКо couldn't even summon enough effort to make an RPG with RPG Maker. That's how bad this is. As with all RPG Maker games, the poor quality engine displays badly in fullscreen and doesn't have full HD support or any graphics tweaking options, making this unacceptable for any dedicated modern PC gamer. The point can be made that the intention of RPG Maker is to make demos and small games to pass around friends, and shouldn't be used for "professional" game development. Like most RPG Maker shovelware and asset flips, the game features extremely low quality copy + pasted 2D retro pixel art, looks awful, and has even worse gameplay. RPG Maker is an absolutely terrible construction kit, and never results in games of any reasonable quality or value to gamers. That's probably why КиКо uses it. BrainStorming Team/КиКо have a known history of trying to scam people into paying them money for someone else's work. An example of BrainStorming Team/КиКо doing this is [url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/1165860]6.0[/url], which is really "[url=https://assetstore.unity.com/packages/2d/characters/pixel-adventure-1-155360]Pixel Adventure 1[/url]", written by the actual developers, Pixel Frog. Also, [url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/1053650]Drive For Your Life[/url], which is really "[url=https://assetstore.unity.com/packages/templates/packs/zombie-drive-full-game-template-73074]Zombie Drive - Full Game Template[/url]", developed by Puppeteer. The poor quality of this game is reflected in the general public reception. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 3 players. The worst part is, those three concurrent players were just idling the game so they could write the fake reviews that КиКо paid for. The peak player numbers occur immediately before the fake reviews show up. There's no co-incidences. It's also important to note the "developer" here has connections to a number of shady Russian asset flippers and review manipulators who show an organised pattern to scam and defraud gamers with fake reviews and asset flipping the work of others for profit. While reviews are about the games, gamers should be informed when developers act unethically. Whether these connections are the same developer using multiple accounts, or just working closely with other unethical developers, gamers should be warned about the harm to gamers by this developer and their associates. Buying games from unethical developers puts your money at risk. [quote][url=https://mmofallout.com/valve-bans-titles-for-review-manipulation/]Warning: Review Manipulation![/url][/quote] This game features a number of fake positive reviews from accounts known to be in the business of review manipulation/paid reviews. They're all written in either Russian or broken English, appear at almost exactly the same time, very shortly after the game launched on Steam, all have a direct Steam purchase of the game, and the accounts are used consistently to write fake reviews for asset flips and other cash grabs/scams. The "Positive" review score on this game should be disregarded due to this blatant, unethical review manipulation. This is done to deceive and scam gamers into paying for a bad product. Beer Bar is relatively cheap at $1 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, and the questionable ethical nature of the developer and/or their associates (as outlined above), this is impossible to recommend.

Not sure if I would call this a game. It's something tho.

Beer Bar — это лёгкая и странная аркада со стилизацией под пиксель-арт, подкупающая своей абсурдной идеей: вы — последний трезвый человек, которому доверено не допустить взрыва пивного кега. Игра отлично подойдёт для быстрого расслабляющего времяпрепровождения, но не для глубокого или долгосрочного опыта.

i dont get it

I paid twenty-eight cents to click on beer. Can't get to the beer because my cat is an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. 10/10

Пивбар от К и Ко.

♥♥♥♥♥, ёбаный кот!