[i][h2]Mass-produced headshots, glittering gym shoes, a whisky recipe disguised as horrible fanfiction.[/h2]
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[i]Captain Backen, the pirate among pirates and scourge of the ten seas obtained these and not much else the painted world had to offer. And his undying words drove a party of art vandals to conveniently-placed caves.[/i]
[quote=Captain Backen]You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered in one - erm, three - places. Now you just have to find it, Minions C through J![/quote]
[i]These words lured girls armed with fantasy nukes to do battle with pet turtles and deafen giant sea serpents ...[/i]
[quote=Firis Mistlud]What is this? A portrait of you, Captain? You're the "hero"?[/quote]
[i] ... in pursuit of junk worse than they've ever wanted to imagine ... [/i]
[quote=Sophie Neuenmuller]Ugh! Even if they are made of gold, I can't stand this stench![/quote]
[i]... this is the time known as 'The Age of Mysterious'!***[/i]
[quote=Lucia Borthayre]"When fighting my foes I'm always on fire! Like a man made of lava, I roar with desire!..."
I'm sorry, that's all I can take...[/quote]
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***ᴹʸˢᵗᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ˢᵘᵇˢᵉʳᶦᵉˢ ʰᵃˢ ᵃˡʳᵉᵃᵈʸ ᶜᵒⁿᶜˡᵘᵈᵉᵈ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵉⁿᵗʳʸ. ᴰᵉˢᵖᶦᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ, ᴳᵘˢᵗ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵃⁿᵈ ʷᶦˡˡ ᶜᵒⁿᵗᶦⁿᵘᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵐᶦˡᵏ ᶦᵗˢ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳˢ ᵖᵒᵖᵘˡᵃʳᶦᵗʸ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵃᵏᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉᶦʳ ᴷᵒᵉᶦ ᵀᵉᶜᵐᵒ ᵒᵛᵉʳˡᵒʳᵈˢ. ˢᵉᵉ ᴬᵗᵉˡᶦᵉʳ ˢᵒᵖʰᶦᵉ ²: ᵀʰᵉ ᴬˡᶜʰᵉᵐᶦˢᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᴹʸˢᵗᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᴰʳᵉᵃᵐ ᶠᵒʳ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶦⁿᶠᵒʳᵐᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿ.
