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[quote] [h1] [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/43626167-Lord-Azazel-Group/] Если вам нравятся аниме или хентай-игры, то подписывайтесь на куратора: Lord Azazel Group [/url] [/h1] [/quote] Это обычный кликер, где, нажимая на попу девушки, она будет садиться на различные предметы. Садясь на них, девушка полностью ломает предметы, за что мы получаем очки. За заработанные очки можно либо сменить девушку, которая будет быстрее ломать предметы, либо поменять ей трусики, обладающие большей прочностью. Во время посадки на предметы трусики у девушки рвутся, так что их тоже придётся менять на более прочные и эффективные. Ну и ещё - нам довольно часто придётся смазывать попу девушки лечебным кремом, чтобы залечивать её раны. Потому что при посадке на кактусы в попе могут появиться несколько лишних дырок=D. Автоматизации в игре нет, так что кликать придётся вручную (хотя для приседаний можно подключить свой автокликер). Но отсутствие автоматизации пусть вас не пугает, так как игра не слишком долгая и в спокойном темпе проходится примерно за час. В целом это достаточно чиловая игра, которую вполне можно взять на скидках. Из плюсов: +Забавная механика +Чиловый геймплей +5 девушек +Есть достижения Из минусов: -У всех девушек одинаковая поза. Игру рекомендую к покупке! Хотите увидеть обзор на какую-то свою игру? Вы запросто можете мне её подарить!:) А если вам понравился мой обзор, не забывайте ставить лайки или кидать награды(*^ω^) А так-же, вы можете подписаться на мою кураторскую группу в Steam: [h1] [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/43626167-Lord-Azazel-Group/] Куратор: Lord Azazel Group [/url] [/h1]

Repetitive. Lasts 20 minutes. Upgrades are temporary before they degrade in an attempt to prolong things, but it still remains short. Girls are just the typical AI generations you see everywhere, but it's shoulders and up, and their rear. They all look the same except for the hair. This should be about $0.50. Not having a single adjustable setting only makes it clearer that this was thrown together without a care. 70% of people even bought the second girl which is a very fast upgrade to reach. 40% got the final girl, which only takes 20 minutes. The positive reviews are likely fake. EDIT: It's come to my attention that people appreciate my blunt and honest reviews. I've made a curator page as a result: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/HonestErogeReviews

Got a cat here. Friends passing by can touch her and click Like to pet her once. Award for good luck, Take My Points for infinite pets :) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ＿＿ 　　　　　／＞　　フ 　　　　　| 　_　 _ l 　 　　　／` ミ＿xノ 　　 　 /　　　 　 | 　　　 /　 ヽ　　 ﾉ 　 　 │　　|　|　| 　／￣|　　 |　|　| 　| (￣ヽ＿_ヽ_)__) 　＼二つ

[b]이 게임은 제작사로부터 큐레이터 커넥트 받은 게임입니다.[/b] [h1]엉덩이로 뭔가를 부수는 페티쉬 게임. 이거 성인게임 아닙니다.[/h1] 당연한 말이지만 보1지랑 꼭1지 안 보여줍니다. 엉덩이 외에 다른것은 보여주지 않습니다. 게임의 콘텐츠를 엉덩이를 클릭하여 바닥에 있는 무언가를 부수는 것입니다. 광고페이지에 나오는것이 이 게임의 전부입니다. 물건을 부수면 돈을 모을 수 있고 그 돈을 사용하여 새로운 팬티, 새로운 캐릭터(성우 목소리와 엉덩이 사이즈가 달라지는 듯)를 해금할 수 있습니다. 다시 말합니다. 이거 성인게임 아닙니다. "여자 엉덩이로 뭔가를 찍어눌러서 부수는 것" 취향을 가지신 분들을 위해서 만들어진 게임으로 그 외 다른 콘텐츠는 없습니다. 취향 맞는 분만 할인할 때 고민해 보세요. [h1]추신 : 어제 건강문제로 한동안 쉬겠다고 공지하고 이게 뭔 일...[/h1]

......? 엉덩이 모양이 잘 만들어져 있는 거 말고는 뭐 이 게임에 있는 게 없는데요? 야겜이라고 하기에는 보보꼭보도 아예 존재하지도 않고.... 아예 존재하지 않는 게 모자이크가 심한건가? 라고 한다면 모자이크 수준이 아니라 그냥 아예 보여주질 않아요. 그냥 마우스 누를 때마다 엉덩방아 찍으면서 엉덩이 밑에 있는 물건이 4단계로 부서져가는 거 보는게 전부라서 전혀 꼴리지도 않고. 지금은 출시 기념으로 2720원이지만 기본 가격 3400원? 이 내용물로는 1100원에 팔아도 가치가 없는데요? 아! 1100원에 팔았을 때 이 사람들에게는 가치가 있겠네요! 도전과제 헌터들. 도전과제 달성이 엄청 쉽고 51개나 되니까요. 그거 말고는 가치가 없습니다, 이 게임은. 사지 마세요. 스팀 소개 플레이 영상에 보여지는 게 다입니다. 저거 말고는 아무것도 없어요.

[h1] PROS: [/h1] [list] [*] GAME OF THE YEAR!?!??! This game completely caught me off guard and massively exceeded expectations. It’s absurd, charming, and way more polished than you’d expect. [*] The gameplay is funny, relaxing, and incredibly smooth. The main idea is simple but satisfying: you smash objects using pure booty power, then “massage” them to heal them. It’s goofy, creative, and oddly calming at the same time. [*] There are five different girls, each with a unique booty and personality. The variety helps keep things fresh and makes experimenting with each character fun. [*] There’s also a ton of stunning panties to unlock. The designs are detailed, stylish, and surprisingly addictive to collect. [*] The physics are absolutely incredible. Everything moves realistically and smoothly—honestly impressive. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. [*] The music is chill and relaxing, perfectly matching the laid-back vibe of the game. You can play for a while without ever feeling stressed or overwhelmed. [*] Sound effects are gorgeous and satisfying, making every interaction feel impactful. [*] Ass vs brick? EZ win for ass. [/list] [h1] CONS: [/h1] [list] [*] Short gameplay? You can get all achievements in about 30 minutes. That said, the game is still enjoyable for much longer if you just want to relax and mess around. [*] It would be nice if panties could be reused for free after purchasing them once. [*] More camera angles would have been awesome and added extra variety to the experience. [*] Missing interactions/scenes. The game has a great foundation, but a bit more content would really elevate it. [/list] [h1] OVERALL: [/h1] As I said before: GAME OF THE YEAR!!!! The physics, models, animations, sound design, and gameplay are all top tier. The game is ridiculous in the best possible way and clearly made with care and passion. While a few extra features and more content would have been great, what’s already here feels polished, memorable, and extremely fun. This game knows exactly what it wants to be—and absolutely nails it. A true masterpiece.

Это кликер, в котором ваша задача просто раздавливать вещи "пятой точкой". Рисовка выполнена с помощью AI генерации а все изображения однотипные или имеют минимальные различия. Неплохое музыкальное сопровождение. Если вам скучно, то можете взять по хорошей скидке. За игру 5 из 10

I am fuming with jealousy... 😭 WHY, why, why, why, WHY, WHY, WHY can't the AI-generated anime girl bounce her ass on ME instead?! This is absolutely DEVASTATING! 🥲 I think I might've came like 4 times playing this game... And that's more than once every ten minutes -- so quite a lot. 😋 💢 I wish there were more micro-transactions though, otherwise very very blazing-hot! 💢

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