Apewar

Eu gostei,mas as vezes, queria jogar a banana na cara deles. 🐒👍🏻

Half the game is ai slop. The game also has massive oversights like a real lack of spawn protection. People are legit spawncamping and being sweaty in a throwaway 1 dollar game.

10/10 intense ape battle i still have ptsd xoxo gorillabutthole

没中文不要入，设置里很多反人类的设置还不知道说的是啥，中文全是框框，我设置键位给我分辨率改了，一下马赛克游戏设置调英文都看不清，人也很少匹配都是人机，玩的一肚子火就调设置了

# ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ APEWAR — A Masterpiece of Humanity I genuinely don’t know how to explain Apewar. Calling it a “game” feels disrespectful. Calling it an experience doesn’t even begin to describe it. Apewar is something that transcends traditional gaming. It is art. It is culture. It is history. It is the kind of game that makes you sit back in your chair after playing and quietly ask yourself, “What the hell did I just experience?” From the moment you enter Apewar, you immediately understand that you are witnessing something special. The sheer luciousness of this game is almost impossible to put into words. Everything is so unbelievably juicy, so rich, so magnificent, that I genuinely had to take a moment to process what I was looking at. The gameplay? LUCIOUS. The graphics? LUCIOUS. The apes? LUCIOUS. The warfare? Somehow, unbelievably, LUCIOUS. There is an indescribable beauty to the chaos of Apewar. Every movement feels meaningful. Every interaction feels like it was carefully crafted by developers who looked at every other game in existence and said, “No. We can make this more ape.” And they were right. I have played many games in my lifetime. I have experienced shooters, survival games, horror games, sports games, multiplayer games, and games that have permanently damaged my sleep schedule. But Apewar is different. Apewar doesn't ask you to become a hero. It doesn't ask you to become a soldier. It doesn't ask you to become a champion. It asks you to become an ape. And honestly? I have never felt more alive. There is something incredibly satisfying about entering a match knowing that the only thing standing between you and greatness is your ability to embrace your inner ape. You stop thinking. You stop questioning. You simply ape. The atmosphere is immaculate. The world feels like it was dipped in pure concentrated gaming juice and then left out in the sun to become even more lucious. I found myself staring at the screen thinking: **“This is what video games were meant to be.”** The attention to detail is insane. You can feel the passion in every pixel. You can feel the developers' dedication radiating through the monitor. This isn't some soulless corporate product designed to sell you 47 different skins and a battle pass. This is Apewar. This is raw. This is powerful. This is civilization at its absolute peak. The sound design deserves its own award. Every sound feels like it was specifically engineered to activate some prehistoric section of my brain that has been dormant for thousands of years. When the chaos begins, I don't even feel like I'm sitting at my computer anymore. I am there. I am in the jungle. I am surrounded by apes. I am fighting for my life. I am LIVING. And then there's the multiplayer. Oh my god. The multiplayer. There are moments in Apewar that create friendships, destroy friendships, and potentially end entire bloodlines. The teamwork, the chaos, the screaming, the confusion—it all comes together into something genuinely beautiful. You don't play Apewar with friends. You experience Apewar with your fellow apes. Every match tells a story. One moment you're confident. The next moment everything has gone horribly wrong. Then somehow you're winning. Then you're losing. Then an ape appears from somewhere you didn't know existed. Then you're questioning every decision you've made since birth. And somehow, you want to do it all again. That is the magic of Apewar. It is addictive in the purest sense. You finish one game and tell yourself: “Alright, that's enough.” Five minutes later: “Okay, ONE more.” hours later: You are still playing Apewar at 2:47 AM wondering why your eyes hurt. And you know what? Worth it. I also need to discuss the sheer LUCIOUSNESS of the experience. There are games that are fun. There are games that are polished. There are games that are impressive. But Apewar is lucious. I don't know exactly what that means. Nobody knows what that means. But everyone who has played Apewar understands it. It's a feeling. It's a lifestyle. It's a state of mind. It's waking up in the morning and knowing that somewhere out there, an ape is preparing for war. It's going to bed knowing that the apes will still be fighting when you wake up. It's knowing that no matter how bad your day gets, you can always return to Apewar and become the most powerful primate civilization has ever witnessed. If you're looking for realism, don't play Apewar. If you're looking for a serious competitive experience, don't play Apewar. If you're looking for something normal, RUN. But if you want to experience something so unbelievably chaotic, hilarious, satisfying, and LUCIOUS that it permanently changes your understanding of what a video game can be… Play Apewar. I don't give many games a perfect score. But Apewar deserves it. 10/10. 5 stars. 100% luciousness. Would become an ape again. In fact, I don't think I'm capable of returning to normal gaming after this. I have seen the truth. I have witnessed the ape. And I am forever changed. APEWAR IS NOT JUST A GAME. APEWAR IS A WAY OF LIFE. 🦍🔥

I downloaded Apewar expecting a normal video game and instead discovered the meaning of life. I am not exaggerating when I say that Apewar has permanently altered my brain chemistry. Before Apewar, I was merely existing. I woke up, ate food, went outside, interacted with people, and occasionally wondered what the point of everything was. Then I played Apewar, and suddenly everything made sense. The sun rises because Apewar exists. The birds sing because they have heard the soundtrack. Civilization itself was probably invented so that one day humanity could eventually create Apewar. I have played countless games in my life, but Apewar completely destroyed my ability to enjoy anything else. I tried playing another game after Apewar and spent the entire time thinking, “This isn’t Apewar.” I went outside and thought, “This isn’t Apewar.” I talked to my friends and thought, “Why are we talking when we could be playing Apewar?” I looked at the sky and somehow thought, “Could be better if it were Apewar.” At this point, I don't even know where the game ends and reality begins. Every match feels like a battle for my soul, every victory feels like I have personally conquered the universe, and every defeat fills me with the kind of determination usually reserved for people attempting to overthrow governments. The sheer greatness of Apewar is impossible to explain to someone who hasn't experienced it. You can describe the gameplay, the chaos, the excitement, the ridiculous moments, but words simply cannot capture the spiritual awakening that occurs when you realize you have just spent six consecutive hours playing and somehow want to play six more. Apewar doesn't waste your time; it transforms your time into something meaningful. Without Apewar, I am just a collection of atoms wandering aimlessly through an uncaring universe. With Apewar, I have PURPOSE. I have DIRECTION. I have a reason to wake up in the morning. My alarm clock isn't an alarm anymore; it's a reminder that another day of Apewar awaits me. My calendar isn't a calendar; it's a countdown to the next time I can play. My responsibilities? Temporary. Apewar? Eternal. Sometimes I close the game and sit there in silence, staring at the desktop, wondering how I am expected to return to normal life after experiencing such greatness. How am I supposed to answer emails? How am I supposed to do homework? How am I supposed to maintain friendships and responsibilities when Apewar is sitting there waiting for me? It genuinely feels useless to exist without it. Again, not in a serious way—I simply mean that Apewar has reached such an absurd level of greatness that everything else feels like filler content. If Apewar disappeared tomorrow, I would probably walk around asking strangers if they remembered it, like some post-apocalyptic survivor searching for evidence that civilization once knew happiness. “Do you remember Apewar?” I would whisper. “The greatest game ever made?” And if they said no, I would know immediately that society had fallen. I would probably dedicate the rest of my life to telling future generations about the sacred days when Apewar was playable. Historians would study the Apewar era. Scientists would attempt to recreate its greatness and fail miserably. Philosophers would ask whether Apewar created humanity or humanity created Apewar. Meanwhile, I would still be playing it. Apewar isn't a game you finish; Apewar is a lifestyle, a philosophy, a religion, a personality trait, and possibly a medical condition. Ten out of ten is not a high enough rating. Five stars is not enough stars. If I could rate Apewar on a scale of one to ten, I would simply write “Apewar” in the box and walk away. This game has ruined gaming for me in the most beautiful way possible, and honestly, I couldn't be happier. I don't want a better game. I don't want a replacement. I don't want to be cured. I want Apewar. Forever. If you are reading this review and haven't played Apewar yet, stop whatever you're doing. Cancel your plans. Ignore your responsibilities. Inform your loved ones that you have discovered something greater than yourself. Go play Apewar. Your life before Apewar was merely the tutorial.

Developer made a "♥♥♥♥♥" move after clearly making a game for an fast and enjoyable achievements everyone bought it just for that...now with the newest update he added 200 more achievements which require thousands of hours for 100% and for the game where is peak of 5 players ingame its just ridiculous also its not even good shooter its indie AI flop but as i said for the achievements it was fun for an hour possibly two but because of the achievements for nothing else....game was bought a year ago I asked for a refund and if it is not going to be a refunded from steam im going to remove the game from the account and also im giving this a negative review as this ♥♥♥♥♥ move little bit upset me...

Monke

Recomendado únicamente para jugar con amigos y reírse un rato. Fuera de eso, si piensas jugarlo solo, lo vas a dropear al toque. Cumple para la risa ocasional y nada más. 5-6 / 10?