Apewar

I can appreciate that there has been a big update to something which has been in early access state for more than 3 years. However, the many achievements that have recently been added want us to eliminate thousands of players! This is for every single weapon in the game. Is the objective here to help people have fun or create a game on Steam with the most unobtainable achievements? When checking the player count for the game for the last 6 months, SteamDB shows 109 as peak, then the next number is 63. Average player count is 20-30. Such achievements would be crazy even in Left 4 Dead 2 where the zombies are A.I. and not player-controlled. But that is a game released more than 15 years ago!

its funny but it uses so much ai i dont think there are any original assets in this game

They are abusing the steam personal calendar by pushing the release date back every week.

You play Apewar for the novelty of the funny monkeys shooting guns, but as soon as the novelty wears off, what remains is a Vibe Coded, Asset Flip piece of Shovelware, that's filled to the brim with A.I Slop. The gunplay is lackluster, the map design is atrocious, and the movement is horrid; the monkeys launch themselves forward at mach 20 if you sprint jump, it feels awful. Some of the weapons are either direct downgrades, or just don't function entirely like the shotgun. The game is clearly unfinished, and is an embarrassment to Early Access. Of course the manchildren who think monkey shoot gun = funny & epic will post ironic reviews singing the praises of Apewar, but do this for games that're worth your time, not Vibe Coded A.I Slop.

Ape would not approve of AI slop. Disappointed.

L AI use -rep

Terrible game, ugly graphics and AI slop. Don't get me started about the sweats that already populate this piece of garbage.

Apewar Review: I Am No Longer The Same Person I went into Apewar expecting a video game. That was my first mistake. You see, Apewar is not a game in the traditional sense. A game has rules. A game has boundaries. A game has some kind of recognizable relationship with reality. Apewar has none of these things. Apewar is what happens when humanity collectively stares at the concept of entertainment and says: “Make it more ape.” And somehow, it worked. From the very first second, I knew I was witnessing something extraordinary. The visuals? JUICY. The gameplay? JUICY. The apes? UNREASONABLY JUICY. The warfare? I don't even have the vocabulary necessary to describe how juicy the warfare is. I have played hundreds of games. I have fought dragons. I have driven cars. I have survived zombies. I have shot aliens. I have built civilizations. But none of those experiences prepared me for the moment Apewar looked me directly in the soul and said: “You are an ape now.” And I accepted. Without hesitation. Without fear. Without dignity. I became ape. There is something profoundly beautiful about the simplicity of Apewar. You enter. You see apes. You fight. You make questionable decisions. You scream. You win. You lose. You see another ape doing something so unbelievably stupid that you begin questioning the intelligence of the entire species. And then you queue again. This is not gameplay. This is a spiritual journey. The combat deserves special recognition. I don't know what exactly happens during a fight, but I know that something changes inside me. My heart rate increases. My palms sweat. My brain stops functioning. I become completely incapable of forming a coherent thought. And somehow, I am having the best time of my life. There are moments where you aren't even playing Apewar anymore. You're simply surviving Apewar. You stop being a gamer. You stop being a human. You become a biological response to the presence of another ape. And honestly? Peak gaming. The multiplayer is where Apewar truly transcends. You can spend hours carefully planning a strategy with your teammates. You can communicate. You can coordinate. You can develop a flawless battle plan. And then one ape runs directly into something that absolutely should not be touched. The entire plan collapses. Everyone starts screaming. Nobody knows what is happening. Somehow, you're winning. This is teamwork. This is friendship. This is civilization. This is what our ancestors dreamed about when they looked at the stars. And the sound design? Absolutely incredible. Every noise feels like it was recorded inside the deepest cave on Earth by a group of scientists who hadn't seen sunlight in 14 years. You hear one sound and immediately understand: Something is about to happen. You don't know what. You don't know why. But something is happening. And you better be ready. The atmosphere is equally insane. I've played games with beautiful environments. I've played games with incredible lighting. I've played games with breathtaking scenery. Apewar has something those games don't. Ape energy. You can feel it. It surrounds you. It enters your bloodstream. You close your eyes and you can still hear the distant cries of battle. You go to sleep and you dream of apes. You wake up. You check the time. You open Apewar. The cycle continues. I told myself I would only play for 20 minutes. That was three hours ago. My food is cold. My responsibilities remain unfinished. My loved ones have stopped asking where I am. But I have achieved something greater. I have become LUCIOUS. I don't know what “lucious” means. I don't think anyone does. But Apewar has taught me that meaning is irrelevant. You don't need to understand luciousness. You simply need to experience it. There are games that entertain you. There are games that challenge you. There are games that impress you. Apewar does something different. It changes your expectations. After playing Apewar, I look at other games and think: “Where are the apes?” I boot up a racing game. No apes. I play a shooter. Not enough apes. I launch a strategy game. Absolutely unacceptable ape-to-human ratio. I can never go back. Apewar has ruined gaming for me in the best possible way. If you want a realistic simulation of warfare, play something else. If you want a perfectly balanced competitive experience, look elsewhere. If you want peace, tranquility, and a normal sleep schedule— DO NOT OPEN APEWAR. But if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, glorious, unnecessarily magnificent display of ape-based entertainment ever conceived by the human mind… You already know what to do. Enter the battlefield. Embrace the chaos. Reject humanity. Become ape. 10/10. 5 stars. 11/10 on the International Ape Scale. 97% juice. 104% lucious. I don't know what happened to me in Apewar. I don't know who I was before Apewar. And frankly, I don't want to know. I have seen the battlefield. I have heard the call. I have witnessed the ape. APEWAR IS NOT THE FUTURE OF GAMING. APEWAR IS THE FINAL FORM OF GAMING. 🦍🔥

funny for the first 10 minutes, then you realize your playing some chinese shovelware game. gunplay is janky maps suck. game is overall booty cheeks