100ft Robot Golf

I beat the campaign. My life has no purpose now.

Esse é o pior jogo de robô e de golfe que eu já joguei. É bonito mas é muito chato, muito muito chato. E demorado também. Não joguem essa bomba. vomito de cachorro

I like it; it's a charming concept, and the aesthetic is dead on my taste, but there is missed potential here. To start, the voice acting could be a little better. It is supposed to be bad, but a good voice actor can do a lousy voice well. But the actors they have here are dull-sounding. Another issue is with the dialogue. It really needs to be funnier. The McElroy brothers' stuff is cute, but the rest of the dialog sounds like a first draft in a comedy show. It's maybe flirting with getting a chuckle out of me, but it falls flat at the punchline and sometimes delivery. Finally, the gameplay either needed to be more arcade fighter-like or golf-technical. Right now, it's just shallow, and it's not always clear how strong a shot will be or how far it will go when the interface keeps changing for each bot.

[b] TLDR: [/b] 100ft Robot Golf is a distraction at best that has some ungodly challenging final achievements for 100%. [b] ---{ Graphics }--- [/b] ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☑ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS [i] Notes: [/i] Graphics are a bit plain and but do have some interesting skins and designs for characters [b] ---{ Gameplay }--- [/b] ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☑ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't [i] Notes: [/i] It's fine gameplay. Can become slow and repetitive but overall well meaning. [b] ---{ Audio }--- [/b] ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☑ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf [i] Notes: [/i] Both the music and commentary to listen to, for about 5 min. After that you'll probably shut it off for the remainder of the time you play the game. [b] ---{ Audience }--- [/b] ☑ Kids ☐ Teens ☐ Adults ☐ Grandma [i] Notes: [/i] Probably only interesting to kids. [b] ---{ PC Requirements }--- [/b] ☐ Check if you can run paint ☑ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer [i] Notes: [/i] Does not need a beefy computer at all. A standard computer should do. [b] ---{ Difficulty }--- [/b] ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls [i] Notes: [/i] Easy controls to figure out, and easy to get a hold of. To mast? Might as well throw your life away? [b] ---{ Grind }--- [/b] ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding [i] Notes: [/i] The only thing to grind is the last achievement, witch will take you until 2049. [b] ---{ Story }--- [/b] ☐ No Story ☑ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life [i] Notes: [/i] Some lore that gets a small laugh here and there. And corgis golfing. That too. [b] ---{ Game Time }--- [/b] ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☑ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond [i] Notes: [/i] Pretty short game if you only focus on the campaign. [b] ---{ Price }--- [/b] ☐ It's free! ☐ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☑ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money [i] Notes: [/i] Really not worth the price of admission. [b] ---{ Bugs }--- [/b] ☐ Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs [i] Notes: [/i] Some minor bugs but nothing to be concerned about [b] ---{ ? / 10 }--- [/b]. ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☑ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 [i] Notes: [/i] Overall I feel like a 5 is a fine rating. It's a middle of road game that is generally fine.

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I have no idea what happened here but this incredible idea for a game is just a miss. It's mostly a comedy game but absolutely none of the jokes land. The McElroy brothers aren't utilized well and their one-liners feel completely disconnected from the rest of the game if you can hear them at all with the bad sound mixing. The cutscenes are also just awful with some of the worst voice acting I've heard in a while that also doesn't match the aesthetic they're going for. It's not funny and it's not fun to play and it just bums me out because this should have been a slam dunk.

This is probably more of a "fun with friends" game, but having the campaign mode be a race against the AI instead of solo was a mistake.