1... 2... 3... KICK IT! (Drop That Beat Like an Ugly Baby)

Considering this isn't even on Steam for purchase anymore, this review is worthless. This was a pretty cool concept and game idea. It's an extremely disappointing Early Access title, but at least I learned a valuable lesson. Don't buy so many Early Access titles(unless they've got enough content to warrant purchasing on whatever day I buy it).

13년 전에 산 게임 아직도 얼리엑세스 안끝남

Abandonné

I came for the name, but stayed for the game. It is a fun mouse based navigation game set to the beat of music, with a moderately interesting storyline (although skipping it isn't a crime...) I'd give this game a solid 7/10 for enjoy-ability. It's nice to zone out to when brain power is low. I would recommend getting it when it is on sale though.

Right now it is late 2022... I don't know who would be in doubt if they should buy or not an 11 years old "Mostly Negative" obscure indie game with a strange long and bad taste name and in top of all that would read the reviews... But just to show how much abandoned this game is. Allow yourself a little test: 1- On the top right of the page bellow the game header image click on the link: "DEVELOPER: Dejobaan Games, LLC" or "PUBLISHER: Dejobaan Games, LLC" (both pages have same content)... 2- It will land you on the "FEATURED" tab. Note take this game is not featured but some older games are... 3- Click on the "LISTS" tab. Enjoy reading "DEJOBAAN GAMES GAMES All our games!" then scrolling looking for this game.(Spoiler alert: it is not there). If you don't like scrolling sideways (I not going to blame you). You can click on the "DEJOBAAN GAMES GAMES" to go to a page that lists their games vertically (but still not this game)... 4- You can also click the "BROWSE" tab. You could now enjoy seeing some older games listed in "NEW RELEASES". But this game is not listed anywhere... 5- You can also google "dejobaan". Their official site should be the first result but it does not mention this game... This should show you that this game was not just abandoned by its developers. It was completely disowned! Now to be completely fair, one could click the "ABOUT" tab on the developer/publisher page and then the "Visit group page" link to go to the "The official group page for Dejobaan Games" at Steam Community and there, finally, this game is the first one listed on "ASSOCIATED GAMES" but I guess this is Steam keeping this game associated with them. Also on that google search there should be a Wikipedia page about them that keeps the complete list of their games...

So whats wrong with this game? -Discount AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! - A Reckless Disregard for Gravity, witch they also made. -Was put on steam green light back in 2011, because you know. It was the cool new thing at the time. -After 11 years (as of this post) the game has received no updates. Not even a minor hotfix. -A good group of people who have his is because of the potato sack, witch came with Portal 2. -the only draw of this game is the games outrageous title, like most of Dejobaan's other titles. -so bad it's no longer available to buy. -abandonware much?

Abandoned tech demo

What even is this atrocious piece of software.

drop that development like an ugly baby

Would refund this if I could. In fact, I'm going to ask regardless, in the hopes that I will, and the developer is still around to take the loss of money.