Zima uhodi!

[h1]Описание:[/h1] Треш арканоид с убогой графикой и геймплеем. Музыка зацикленная по кругу и не факт что без нарушения авторских прав... Думал в холодный зимний вечер поиграть и повелся на название не посмотрев скрины. Хорошо, что настроение испортил осенью, а не запустив такое Г под новый год. [h1]Оценка: 1/10[/h1] [h1]Послесловие:[/h1] Если вам понравился этот обзор добро пожаловать в группу http://steamcommunity.com/groups/uojer - тут вы сможете увидеть рекомендованные мною игры, другие обзоры, а также просто пообщаться в хорошей компании.

Еле смог наиграть 5 минут, чтобы написать обзор на этот мусор. Это унылый арканоид, с 1 унылой песней и всего лишь с двумя разными задними фонами. Как только уничтожил все блоки, просто начинаешь заново. Никаких заданий, никаких достижений, тут вообще ничего нет. Очередная попытка нажиться на пользователях стима...

每按W一次多生成一个球，球速很慢，丢球就游戏结束，生成的球多不一定好。BUG跟雪花一样多。 机翻简介： 玩雪球？五月？为什么不！ Merry Arkanoid，目标-清除屏幕上的漂移，熟练地用铲子行动。 无限数量的级别 有趣的背景音乐 内置作弊和各种基础！

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[b] Мертва гілка еволюції арканоїда [/b] Я люблю ігри з жанру арканоїд. Грав їх ще з дитинства, то на телефоні ( ще на клавішному ), то на планшеті. Zima uhodi! це сміттєвий проект, який виглядає гірше своїх аналогів по жанру за 1990-ті роки ( просто вдумайтесь ). Створено на одному коліні і не заслуговує уваги. А ще тут баг на багу і два фони. Гра вилітає, кулька застрягає в платформі або ж не бачить її. Грати неможливо і нема сенсу. Круто ? Ні, це сміття, яке заповнює простір в Стімі і його потрібно випилити звідси разом з azimut team. Якщо хочете зіграти щось подібне, то в інтернеті сотні в рази кращих забавок, які ще й до того безплатні. І я на додачу згадав, що ця гра є клоном "!4RC4N01D! 4: KOHBEEP edition" і подібних шлакових продуктів, які вже випилили з Стіму. [h1] Не рекомендую 0/10 [/h1]

[b][quote][url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asset_flip]Warning: Asset Flip![/url][/quote][/b]"Zima uhodi!" is a Digital Homicide style asset flip, or what Valve calls a "Fake Game". The Russian "developer", azimuth/RussianDEV/13-lab ripped off a Breakout/Arkanoid template/tutorial from Yoyogames/GameMaker Studio, skinned it will images stolen from the internet and a background rendition of Yankee Doodle Dandy, also stolen off the internet and used without permission, and submitted it to Valve as if they're real game developers. It's important to also note the "developers" here didn't credit any of the artists and real, actual game developers who created the assets here, so this is plagiarism, very likely copyright infringing, as well as cash grab shovelware. It seems this Russian developer has zero respect for intellectual property rights or any consideration for gamers... this is a nasty asset flip cash grab scam. Taking this shovelware seriously as if it was a genuine attempt to make a game, it doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. A choice was made to use obsolete, decades old retro pixel "art" as a substitute for contemporary PC graphics. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget or talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low as a result. There's no option to change the resolution and no useful graphics tweaks. There's no way to ensure this is running at the native resolution of your display. There's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision. Bewilderingly, the game doesn't include proper audio controls, so you can't turn off the annoying background music, you'll need to alt+tab out and stop the music using the Windows sound mixer. This is obviously not okay and it's unclear why the developers chose not to include this basic feature. The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers, or gamers using AZERTY or other international keyboard layouts. Some of the defects in the game can be attributed to the choice of using the GameMaker Studio construction kit/toolset. This is a very poor quality toolset favoured by amateur developers as it's cheap and requires little in the way of development skill, but unfortunately has very limited capabilities. Just as you can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear, you can't make a great video game if you use a terrible engine. GameMaker Studio is most commonly used to make retro pixel shovelware and cash grabs. A strong argument can be made that construction kits like GameMaker Studio should never be used to make games for profit, as the "developer", azimuth team has done here. These construction kits are intended to teach people some of the basic principles of game development, and to make small demos to pass around with friends. They're not intended to replace to actual work of real, professional game developers. So it's inappropriate when amateurs try to use these for profit, without any actual, real game development effort taking place. This doesn't result in products that have any real meaningful value for gamers. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 5 players. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 50,000 games for gamers to choose from (over 9,000 completely free titles), the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected. "Zima uhodi!" is relatively cheap at $1 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, and the questionable ethical nature of the developer and/or their associates (as outlined above), this is impossible to recommend.

The most basic version of Arkanoid. Probably made from GameMaker's template.