White Middle Class Guy Simulator

[h3]Umm... excuse me - [b]I was told there would be [i]privilege.[/i][/b][/h3] Generations of radical feminist dogma and minority affirmative-action rhetoric had convinced me to expect great things from being a White Middle Class Guy... but this is the same as being a White Lower Class Guy, just with less exercise, more heart disease, and something called a "savings account" to trick me into believing that I have enough money (most of which still gets wasted on those same radical feminists' shoe addictions). I think I'd like a refund. Please apply my credit toward becoming a Minority Affirmative Action beneficiary, instead, as that's apparently where all the living-wage jobs have gone.

Meh

[b]Note: Joke reviews[/b] Because this is more of a "joke" game, intended to draw attention from controversy or in the hopes of going viral because it's "so bad it's good" (but it isn't good at all), there's nothing here to offer to serious gamers. As usual, with most awful/joke games, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, mocking the game for just how bad it is. The comedians give us the usual "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" story... sarcastic, but not useful if you want to know if the game is worth it. Because most of the reviews are as insincere as the game itself is, the positive review score for this game should not be considered an accurate representation of the quality of the game.

better than marvel rivals

Best game ever So immersive

Hey Diva! I was literally paid to uninstall this game. Why?

I'm a white guy playing another white guy. Needs to add an option to beep the horn at the motherf*cking blue motherf*cker!