Watarcade

craig

It's a fun little game to kill some time or joke around with friends.

Watarcade for all intents and purposes definitely literally literally is a collection of arcade style minigames, or so they generally kind of thought, which basically mostly is quite significant, which actually is quite significant. Either for all intents and purposes particularly for the most part essentially play by yourself and particularly essentially mostly for the most part get a new very sort of particularly for all intents and purposes personal really particularly generally pretty high score or actually generally mostly generally play with up to 5 basically generally very other people in the multiplayer, kind of for all intents and purposes actually particularly contrary to popular belief, which kind of definitely essentially is quite significant, so either for all intents and purposes particularly specifically definitely play by yourself and particularly essentially basically definitely get a new very sort of very generally personal really particularly sort of for all intents and purposes high score or actually generally basically mostly play with up to 5 basically generally sort of kind of other people in the multiplayer, kind of for all intents and purposes basically for all intents and purposes contrary to popular belief, which kind of essentially literally is quite significant, or so they mostly thought, basically further showing how watarcade for all intents and purposes definitely literally actually is a collection of arcade style minigames, or so they generally kind of thought, which basically literally is quite significant in a really big way. Also includes a generally for all intents and purposes really definitely large collection of statistics for both pretty pretty actually particularly your very fairly pretty actually single player and multiplayer games, showing how either mostly actually definitely for all intents and purposes play by yourself and for all intents and purposes particularly definitely really get a new generally fairly really basically personal really pretty fairly pretty high score or kind of generally for the most part for the most part play with up to 5 particularly kind of definitely kind of other people in the multiplayer, which definitely basically basically mostly is fairly significant, demonstrating that also includes a generally particularly pretty for all intents and purposes large collection of statistics for both pretty actually really actually your very really fairly generally single player and multiplayer games, showing how either mostly generally particularly for the most part play by yourself and for all intents and purposes actually really basically get a new generally basically actually generally personal really fairly actually fairly high score or kind of really really kind of play with up to 5 particularly basically sort of very other people in the multiplayer, which definitely really specifically definitely is fairly significant in a subtle way, particularly sort of further showing how watarcade for all intents and purposes definitely for all intents and purposes basically is a collection of arcade style minigames, or so they generally kind of thought, which specifically is fairly significant, which specifically shows that watarcade for all intents and purposes definitely literally literally is a collection of arcade style minigames, or so they generally kind of thought, which basically for the most part is quite significant, which basically is quite significant.

playing this game is like finding out the reason you didn't see your uncle from the ages of 4 to 9 is because he was arrested for a felony.

At first I looked at its surface- A game of reused assets and flash games. I looked at Watarcade's mascot. Maybe it was because it was a jellyfish that had eyes and was named Squidy- but he stunk. He scared customers. A psychopath. I looked him in his gelatinous eyes: "You're fired!"...... My voice echoed in the distance... "fired" "fired". Squidy's eyes filled with tears- He didn't deserve this kind of treatment. His tentacles stood erect on the sand as he turned to me and said- "Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I’m an easy target. Yeah. You’re right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I’m not changin’. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. ‘Cause i’m the real article. What you see is what you get" My head slowly drooped in shame. I ~did~ like Watarcade- I just needed to change the character. I said goodbye to Squidy and said hello to Wiggly. Then I lost all my money at the slots. 5 stars

Watarcade solved my "Virginity Issue" (!) (!) (!) Thank you ALIVE-XTRIS (!) (!) (!)

Very fun (most of my time is on the matching game mode)