
Vanilla, Blake Blossom, Jewel De'Nyle, Kiki D'Aire, and Nickey Huntsman take on a sexy and hilarious story in this "throwback" comedy-horror adventure game spanning across several iconic horror parody levels including Camp Crystal Fake! Can you solve the mystery of the Legendary Phallus Stones?
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Zoinks! There's foul play in Venereousville and only Vanilla and the gang can get to the bottom of this kooky mystery! Control Blake Blossom, Jewel De'Nyle, Kiki D'Aire, Nickey Huntsman, and Vanilla as they traverse over 10 hand-drawn levels in this funny and spooky comedy-horror adventure anyone (mature enough) can play! The best part (we're saying it again), YOU GET TO BE...
CONTROL Blake Blossom, Jewel De'Nyle, Nickey Huntsman, & Kiki D'Aire

If you're a classic gamer and grew up on Leisure Suit Larry or the Sega Genesis Beavis & Butt-Head game then you're in for a treat. We've taken the classic "hidden object" gameplay and modernized it into Mystery Kink, which features full controller support. Find useful items, hidden secrets, craft new items, and find tons of easter eggs in this laid back and hilarious adventure game. Each clue you find will get you closer and closer to solving the mystery of the Legendary Phallus Stones. This game is NUTS!

Full VOICE OVER work from Blake Blossom, Jewel De'Nyle, Kiki D'Aire, and Nickey Huntsman. Each of these amazing women are PLAYABLE CHARACTERS at your full disposal.
Classic "hidden object" gameplay with FULL CONTROLLER support!
Find hidden items (some in plain sight) and use them to progress through the story. Some items may need to be combined into new items on the crafting table. We know having to back track to a crafting table located far away can be a drag, so we've added the crafting table right in the back of your sweet ride, the "Van"illa that you drive to each location. Your crafting table is always just a few steps away!
Over 10 beautifully hand-drawn original parody levels to search for clues at your own pace. Finding items and speaking to new characters will open new avenues as you advance.
Mini-games galore!!! And we don't mean those tedious button mashers, we're talking the good stuff here. Archery & a dunk booth at the Renaissance Festival, creepy guy chase in a barn, dancing in a hotel check-in lobby, etc. Tons of variety and fun for all!
Beautiful gameplay illustrated by Neil Herrin & Oleg Okunev (Perky Little Things, Retro KO!, Metropolis: Lux Obscura, Pestilence, etc...).
Classic soundtrack featuring songs to bring a special and unique feeling to each level to help immerse you deep, deep into gameplay.
No "skill issue" here. Mystery Kink is a classic easter egg riddled puzzling solving game anyone (mature enough) can play and enjoy without needing to be a hard-core gamer. Whether you're casual or a veteran gamer, we've designed Mystery Kink to make you laugh and have a great time finding clues and solving mysteries.
(angry orange cat is waiting for you)
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All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English**languages with full audio support
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Thoroughly enjoyed this game. Keeps you engaged with unapologetic humor, puzzles and memorization. The hand drawn art style is fantastic, the references are nostalgic and the gameplay is approachable for even the most casual gamer. Looking forward to what Vanilla Gaming Company does next
This game brought back some memories from the 80's and 90's. The game style is familiar to old school gamers, like me, that had to actually pay attention to proceed in the game. The art style is top notch, controls are simple and the visuals...well...you know...boobs! Me likey! Overall, it's just fun to play and keeps your attention through to the end.....because boobs...and mystery....and more boobs. Did I mention I like boobs? And mysteries? This game has those. Try the demo. Then buy the game. Worth it!
Don't pay attention to my playtime. I played through it on a different account, but liked it enough to get a 2nd copy. The art is great! The game is what I've come to expect from Vanilla: Funny, crass, and some great music! Looking forward to the next game from this group.
This game is the definition of nostalgia. Reminds me of the good old days of Leisure Suit Larry (only showing what we all wanted to see), Space Quest with a dash of Scooby-Doo. It's a great mystery/scavenger hunt with plenty of nostalgic Easter eggs. It has plenty of laughs with extra cheese on top. Puzzles and mini games are fun as well as funny. Get the strategy guide to get through some of the sticky spots! I said sticky spots. Heh.
Less than 10 minutes in and this game is so bad and cringe that... Well, I already decided to refund the game before the "refund the game "joke"".
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