Turbo Dismount™

Turbo Dismount is kinda alright, you bloodthirsty crash fetishist. The game’s all about launching your dumbass character into glorious ragdoll destruction – smashing through glass, impaling on spikes, and turning your body into a meaty pulp in the most creative ways possible. Physics are fun as ♥♥♥♥, levels have some creative chaos, and watching the slow-mo gore and broken bones never gets fully old. But it gets repetitive quick, not much depth beyond 'how can I die hilariously this time,' and the replay value dies faster than your boner after the 50th launch. Kinda fun for short bursts when you’re bored and horny for violence, but nothing groundbreaking. 6.5/10 – decent way to waste an afternoon wrecking pixel bodies, but don’t expect masterpiece levels of ♥♥♥-worthy entertainment.

Millions were killed in the playing of this game.

my best childhood game

Un gran juego que da esa nostalgia del pasado de YouTube pero que aun esta presente para echarse algunas risas un rato 10/10.

es muy divertido y muy entretenido y gracioso

I got this game for less than $4 in 2015, and played it during the pandemic. While it was fun, it was relatively easy to complete levels and I eventually got bored. Still, I would consider the vanilla game great for the listed price of $10.