Tompi Jones

Absolutely no improvements since its Desura launch, no controller support, no Steam features, no proper resolution settings, no optimised performance. Don't buy this.

Обычный платформер в котором всё по классике. Прыгаете по платформам, собираете монеты и исследуете миры. И можно было бы сказать, что это проходной играбельный продукт. Но нет. У игры серьёзные проблемы с оптимизацией. Вылет-стабильное дело. Да что там говорить. Игра вылетает даже при обязательном выборе разрешения при первом запуске. А ещё игра требует регистрации. В общем, мусор не достойный вашего внимания. Запускать игру нет никаких причин, а уж покупать тем-более, так как нет ни достижений, ни коллекционных карточек. Играть же в это сомнительное удовольствие, учитывая стабильные вылеты.

I tried to find a positive aspect about this game but failed, so here's why you shouldn't even consider purchasing this game: - Bad graphics and effects - Horrible controls - Long loading times paired with confusing menus - No 1080p resolution setting - Glitchy traps - Overwhelmingly annoying music and sfx

First off I should apologize for not playing at least 2-3 hours on the game before reviewing. 30 min (or so) in and I've got to make dinner. That said the last 29 min (or so) has been frustrating. Good: In bundles Low system specs needed May get steam cards (not as August 8th 2015) Dev is (was) very helpful Con: Graphic options Controls are not percise enough for us old guys / non-super twitch level gamers Price (4.49 CDN) - wait to get this in a bundle Graphics Overall: 5/10 -2 controls -1 graphics -1 price +2 Dev = 3/10 (4/10 if in a bundle) So yet another thumbs sideways game. I'm not into scrollers, so that may be affecting my decision. I'm OK with crappy graphics if the game is fun. I'm not OK with crappy controls and I just cannot get the hang of the controls with enough percision to have fun. If I come back to this game and they have improved the controls then I will re-review ... as I do want to like the game. For now, I'm just frustrated. Not fun = Thumbs down.

This game should be free to play... Not just once, but about once in every level I found myself falling through the ground. Once I got stuck inside a wall and unable to get loose.. and the graphics? Sure I understand if the developer is going for that ps1 platformer feel but fix these damn bugs or set it to f2p. Its not very nice to make people pay 3,99 for something that's just about unplayable. Also found it funny how the aztecs owned euros... run out of ideas for the coin design? Not recommending this. Maybe when the dev decides to fix these bugs where you fall through solid ground and glitch stuck but else? Nope. EDIT: It's just been confirmed this game can't even be completed. I get to world 2 level 4, the game shuts down and gives me an error messages about a memory violation. My pc memory is just fine so its the game. And I can't get past this level cause it happens every time I start this one. DON'T BUY.

这画面感觉不像15年的PC游戏···反而想PS或者其它平台移植的作品··· 游戏画面复古，像早期PS1的游戏！连剧情的画面翻书的效果都像··· 主角动作僵硬，部分关卡要把全房间的敌人都干掉才能拿到钥匙开门！！ 老子明明都到了门口了！这破门就是不给开的赶脚~~~

[i][b]Ужасная игра однозначно не стоящая своих денег, посредственная реализация, так еще и не запускалась и постоянно вылетала, не рекомендую[/b][/i]

3/10. If this game didn't exist the world would be a better place. It's a platformer that fails at every part of platforming. The same annoying song plays throughout the whole game. Trying to use a gamepad doesn't work because your guy just continually runs forward. Using keyboard/mouse, controls are terrible, with L mouse jumping, even though it says space does it. Only 2 preset config, can't set your own. The levels are boring, bland, and uninteresting. The graphics are terrible, not in a retro or pixel way, but in a blocky ugly poopy way. The actual platforming mechanics are terrible. The jump super inaccurately and floaty like. Your wall jumps are incontrollable. When you try and use the jetpack you lag down quickly but only ascend slowly, and its hard to control. The combat is just you spamming attack to throw knives, but it doesn't really work. You can only throw straight forward but there are enemies that attack you from above and below meaning you get hurt a lot. There are a certain number of lives, and then continues. If you want to buy more the has a shop that links to their website.....because this is F2P now or what? Look everywhere and anywhere else besides this game to fulfill your platforming needs. The $2 price tag is way too rich, 20 cents sounds more reasonable.

Tompi Jones is the Cuphead shovelware , because I can't get past the tutorial. Don't buy random steam keys.

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