
Tingus Goose is a delightfully absurd idle game where you plant seeds in patients, bounce babies for profit, and ascend through surreal worlds toward riches.
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Witness the miracle of life in this accurate goose-growing simulator. Pop your seed into a patient's conveniently empty torso, add water, and watch a towering goose-tree burst with fresh Babies (nature's most renewable source of cash).
OPTIMIZE
As newborn Babies tumble down the tree, they will bounce off Blossoms to generate cash. Make sure to place your Blossoms strategically to boost your yield. Next, slot Specimens to build runaway synergies that supercharge every Baby bounce.
PROGRESS
Treat new Patients and unlock surreal Worlds, each with its own unique twists and challenges. Unlock new Blossoms and Specimens to incorporate into your build to push further.
This is the Tingus Goose 1.0 version Enhanced for Steam, no microtransactions, just glorious goose growth
Grow your goose tall enough to kiss its lover. Love finds a way.
Each run offers a uniquely bizarre experience.
Collect and unlock over 150 bits of 𓅬 content.
Mastermind a goose-powered Rube Goldberg machine with original “Blossom” gameplay.
Born from the twisted mind of animator MasterTingus.
Embark on 17 deeply unsettling chapters filled with weird romance, awkward stories, and the miracle of goose-based life.
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Languages: English*, French*, Italian*, German*, Czech*, Dutch*, Polish*, Simplified Chinese*, Japanese*, Traditional Chinese*, Korean*, Russian* +5 more
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 43 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
Themes across 43 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
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Reviews
Interesting idea and all, but it gets old and boring really fast. The positive points are that it isn't a braindead clicker, as there is strategy and planning on a little "industrial" operation of your own design. In fact, the clicking part is very optional and only really there to further optimize your gains in a dismissible scale. It's more "incremental" than "clicker", to be precise. The negatives are many... Each chapter has you working with too few parts, and you need to constantly buy the extra parts you want - in such a way that you'll end up buying the same parts over and over again and building what is essentially the same goose, every time. Besides, the part where you need to wait for the parts seller to appear again is pointless and only serves to make you bored of waiting. Now, solid colors and simple drawings are one thing, another thing is a game from 2025 not to have support for 4k resolutions, because I was damn disappointed at how damn pixel-ish the edges look - NO anti-aliasing anywhere, and a native resolution that might not even reach full HD. It looks horrible. You can set the game resolution to custom values anyway, why not make the base textures 4k? It's not an optimisation issue. Speaking of optimisation, and I really don't wanna brag about my setup, but I have had some phases with major lag, considering my PC is top-tier. I really don't believe this game should lag in any capacity. I then checked task manager and the cause seems to be this game being too shy to ask the system for more CPU cores or something. The solution for the low performance is right there... I have the resources, please use them. It would be something else if I still had my intel dual core with 4GB RAM. The last thing I want to complain is that the music is the most generic crap possible, literally what I'd expect from a 5-10 second youtube commercial from a chinese seller. Just painfully generic. This kills the vibe.
Мои сны при температуре 39 и рядом не стояли с этой шизой, которая тут происходит. 10 младенцев из 10, лучший кликер, который когда-либо видел мои монитор.
this is a very good game for the mentally impaired like me
Game is actually really fun but I can't get past the fact that this would be a nightmare universe to live in. Nobody is safe.
世界観はボーボボ、デザインは彼岸島のオニ、内容は装置を組み合わせて目標スコアに到達するステージクリア型のゲーム キャラデザも慣れるとかわいい
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Very low-intellectual design. You need to view same cutscene 100 times to complete the game because prestige system is "dumb prestige". So tutorial-y and popup-y like many other live service games which would waste your time. Totally waste of time and money. I can't believe this trash is paid.
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best game ever made, cured my sadness and made me the jolliest fellow alive. I would recommend this game to any person who strives for joy and whimsy.
キモい自動化ゲーム キモい ゲームとしては真っ当に面白い ブロッサムをチェーンさせていくのが楽しい ただ中盤辺りから新規要素があまりなくてだれてきてた 狂気のおかげで最後まで楽しめた
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