
Little Bobby’s dead, the BBQ is on fire, Jen’s eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It’s just another wonderful day out with the kids in Think of the Children, a frantic co-operative parenting simulator.
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Little Bobby’s dead, the BBQ is on fire, Jen’s eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It’s just another wonderful day out with the kids in Think of the Children, a frantic parenting simulator for up to four players.
Hauled before the court for bad parenting and endangering the lives of your children, the Prosecutors present a series of events as evidence that will either condemn or exonerate you: a birthday party at the park, a day at the zoo, a camping trip, an unexpected visit to the Australian Outback and more. Each of these locations proves to be far more dangerous than they sound, and even the tamest of environments are filled with deadly hazards.
Run solo, or team up with other parents to play through each trip in flashback to prove your parenting skills-and your innocence-to the judge, and avoid going to jail.

There’s never a dull moment when you’ve got the BBQ to tend, picnic tables to set, some of the kids are playing with a rabid dog, and two of them just ran out onto the road.
To get a good parenting grade and avoid jail time you’ll need to get all your tasks done, keep the kids happy, and–ideally–alive!
The local park, the beach, the supermarket, the zoo. Great places for a day out with the kids. That is, aside from the poisonous berries, ravenous seagulls, towering grocery shelves and electrified pens.
Single parent? Two mums? A mum, two dads and a horse in a long distance relationship? It’s all good. Parent solo or co-operatively with up to four players.
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This game is a ton of fun, but try not to do it alone, or you will think it is unbeatable, just like over 80% of the playerbase apparently who picked up the game, just thinking it'd be a quick and easy thing to do. But... I'm pretty sure none of them have ever had to manage one child before.... let alone 6. So as you can see from the reviews... that went well... right? :') Bring your friends. You're gonna need them. I promise you. The game absolutely lives up to it's title of "Frantic Parenting Simulator". Just... no one in that 80%+ thought of that :'')
unplayable, literaly. or at least if your on pc, wich you are if you are seeing this.
Childcare simulator. See children die as a result of your skill failure at taking care of them. Just...no.
Accurate child care simulator.
This game is so much fun :D
My kid drank bleach and It was SUPER FUN!
It'd be a fun game, but it's designed for 3 or 4 players. Below that, you don't have a chance to beat even the first level. And there is no online multiplayer, either.
One of the worst games I´ve played. Don´t know about multiplayer, but I played it alone and my god was it painful, so painful infact, I removed it from my account. Terrible or non at all optimisation for singleplayer. Don´t buy if you don´t intend to play it with friends/family
Laborious in a very unfun way, especially when you're playing with just another player (don't even want to think about playing alone...)
Do not pay full price for this game. I paid 1 dollar, and for that price it would be fine. The replay-ability isn't there for me. I think its fun for a dollar to play and struggle through, because this game is kinda hard for me. But there isn't enough substance here for 10 dollars full price. I'd give it 3 stars out of 10. It's fun because of the challenge but gets tiresome fast.
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