The Sperminator: Rescuing Tzar Vlad

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Humans have been on the planet earth for approximately 300,000 years. We have been faced with millions of struggles, such as violence, disease, natural disasters, and much more. But against all odds, with seemingly everything against us, we as humans came up on top and became the dominant race. And with all of this... With all of the struggles that we have overcome, and all the hardship we faced... We did it. We have peaked. Because we, ladies and gentlemen, have made the most impressive and incredible feat yet. We invented: SPERMINATOR: RESCUING TZAR VALD. With a victory as great as this, it is unlikely we could ever make something even nearly as spectacular. With it's top tier gameplay, mechanics, and story, it is almost the PERFECT game to ever exist. The only real thing that could improve on this game's immeasurable perfection is an online mode. If that were to be made, then we as humans will have peaked, unable to make something better than this, even if given a million years to try.

Купил эту игру я вовремя, после обновления,это даже ещё больше подогрело мой интерес к игре. Достаточно интересная игра, надеюсь будет набирать популярность и обновления будут выходить ещё чаще.

Хорошая, простенькая инди-игра. Отлично подойдёт как развлечение на 3-4 часа. Сюжет не замысловатый, даже немного бредовый, но за свою цену очень даже годно.

The only thing I regret is not having paid more money for this.

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Within only playing the game for 8 minutes i have come to realize this is one of the greatest games to ever bless my library. The immense levels, enemies to face, the graphics, music, ect. This game has saved me ... and it can save you. 10000/10