The hardest game in the universe

The hardest game in the universe is a 2D retro pixel platformer copied from a Construct 2/NW.JS platformer template. The developers added a monochrome theme and vivid strobing and colour clashing to make the game more "difficult". It certainly makes the retro pixel "art" even uglier than usual. The game displays in a 21:9 letterbox format which is popular for nobody. Resolution is locked so you can't fix this problem. They chose to use obsolete retro pixel "art" as a substitute for contemporary PC graphics. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget or talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low as a result. Resolution and controls are locked. These flaws push this game far below minimum acceptable standards for PC.

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