the epic and amazing adventure of gleepglorrpgilliandoohiggintilliousMMDCCXXXIX the adventure where gleepglorrpgilliandoohiggintilliousMMDCCXXXIX lives and becomes king gleepglorrpgilliandoohiggintilliousMMDCCXXXIX

As far as a value proposition goes, 1 dollar might actually be too expensive for the experience that's on offer. HOWEVER.... spending 1 dollar to gift this game to a friend will likely provoke a humorous reaction upon them seeing the title, and this indeed would be worth 1 dollar. As for playing the game itself, it is a shoddy and nauseating waste of time. And not even all that much time is wasted, meaning its not even all that effective at being a shoddy waste of time. Plus, the lack of a save system and outright removing the spacebar and Z keys from the default RPG Maker control scheme is what I'd describe as a calculated act of malice. However, I'm also convinced that the nauseating atmosphere and obnoxious act of interacting with it is the entire point. For this reason, I have no choice but to give it a perfect 10/10 score for achieving its goals.

Seen some rumours about this getting film adaptation with Robert Pattinson as a lead. Gloopy glorpipolical

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This is possibly the best game ive ever played in my entire life the graphics are so realistic and the game has a great story i hope more people see this amazing game for what it is because wow 5 out of 5

Scientists at CERN spent billions trying to understand the fundamental structure of the universe. Could have saved a lot of money by playing this. 10/10

Better story than any of David Cage games tbh

i became king gleepglorrpgilliandoohiggintilliousMMDCCXXXIX

A gloop ran down my leg

This game gleepin glad i spent my glorp on it woth!

This game has made me feel deeply emotional, from start to finish. No run is the same. Sometimes you gleep there, other times you glorp there. Maybe you even gleeb there. And the writing, don't get me started on the writing. It's exquisite. The greatest writers could never even fathom something this amazing. Hydyhude, thank you for making this game. This game has singlehandedly brought the gaming industry to it's knees. Grand Theft Auto VI thinks it has a chance, but no. Everybody will play this game. Everybody will gleep. Everybody will glorp. Everybody may gleeb. So thank you, Hydyhude, you, are the greatest mind of this millennium. Maybe even the entire existence of the human race as a whole.