The Duck Is In Danger

This game is a true piece of art, from the OST to the enriching game play. This is not a $1.50AUD Platformer Game, This is an experience and a true test of god. When I opened the game i was shocked by the duck's GYATT on that thing, my eyes blew out in shock when I looked over his other bits of his body and noticed his manly body and his great big beak. I then realised this hot stuff was in danger and it needed help. I tried the first level and failed many times. I insulted the game and blamed it for my failure, but then i realised the game wasn't the problem, it was me. I cried over and over in my bathtub and looked to the sky, jesus came to me with a duck shaped head and webbed feet, he told me "The Duck Is In Danger is a side-scrolling game with the hardest levels and the most dangerous traps !!! In this incredibly kurta and fun game you play as Karl the duck. You have to get through all the obstacles, all the most dangerous traps that you will meet on the way to complete this game". I sat back down in my chair and played over and over again, my friends cheering me on, and jesus was cheering from above. My fingers pushed down on A, D and the space button, blood from my weathered hand seeped into my RGB illuminated keyboard. Many levels bestowed upon me, I persevered through everyone of them with jesus' words running through my head such as "you play as Karl the duck" and even "You have to get through all the obstacles." I reached the final door and the red and yellow screen with the words "YOU WIN" were plastered to my gaze. Tears rolled from my eyes as i had realised, the duck was no longer in danger. Jesus grabbed me by my blood soaked and handed me a blade, he pointed his finger towards a demon of great horror i have never seen before, this was the sexy duck from the game, I realised that i was not in the right. "you have set this thing free, now slay the beast and show your worth." Jesus said. I reluctantly took the blade from his soft hands and ran to the duck, its body looks deformed and outright disgusting outside of a 2.5 Dimensional Platformer Video Game. My blade stuck into the beasts neck and it was slain. The duck was not in danger, it was the danger.

"Ahhh. A genius makes this game." - swisssauce

made my wife come back kinda epic

one of the greats, mexican music is very good

duck goes quack

The name says it all. A somewhat well built duck is in great danger. Gameplay is better then the newest triple A titles, and the soundtrack deserves at least 2 emmys.

Upon the pixel’d stage doth waddle he, A duck most daring, fleet of foot and wing. Through hazards vast, through trials yet to be, He leaps and soars—a most courageous thing! The platforms shift, yet steady is his tread, With traps and fiends that lurk in shadows deep. One slip, one fall, and he may well be dead, Yet onward quacks he, fate doth not him keep! O wondrous art! So crisp, so bright, so true, With melodies that charm the weary ear. Each level weaves a challenge fresh and new, A masterpiece that gamers hold most dear. Thus sing we praise! No game dost greater shine, For Duck in Danger is a gem divine!

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♥♥♥♥ THIS STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME I WOULD RATHER KILL MY PARENTS AND MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THROAT OUT INSTEAD OF PLAY THIS GAME.

add sex