The Chronicles of Nyanya

"The Chronicles of Nyanya" is what looks like an RPG Maker asset flip, but it's slapped together badly with node-webkit/NW.js instead, equally bad, but the "developer" had to do more work to come up with the same crap result. This lame JRPG is a furry friendly ripoff of the Chronicles of Narnia (copyright 1950, the C.S. Lewis Estate). Unfortunately there's enough of an attempt at humour here that the "developer" will likely evade a lawsuit under satire protection. This is otherwise indistinguishable from an RPG Maker asset flip with the same outdated gameplay, crappy engine, crappy writing and (likely) asset flipped tilesets and so on (although there are some badly made bespoke assets). From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. A choice was made to use obsolete, decades old retro pixel "art" as a substitute for contemporary PC graphics. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget or talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low as a result. There's no option to change the resolution and no useful graphics tweaks. There's no way to ensure this is running at the native resolution of your display. There's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision. The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers, or gamers using AZERTY or other international keyboard layouts. Some of the defects in the game can be attributed to the poor choice of using node-webkit/NW.js instead of a serious game engine. This is a very poor quality toolset for gaming, sometimes used by amateur developers as it doesn't require advanced game development skills, but unfortunately has very limited capabilities because it's primary function for games is to make simple HTML/browser/simple mobile apps rather than full fledged PC games (and given we are here for PC games, you can see why this is a problem). Just as you can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear, you can't make a great video game if you use a terrible engine. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. "The Chronicles of Nyanya" didn't appeal much to the people who own a copy of the game, either. It has achievements, and they show us a very clear picture that the game didn't really capture any interest from gamers. The most commonly and easily attained achievement is for telling one NPC about a cake, trivial to get, but less than 34 percent of players bothered to get that far before uninstalling the game. Hardly a success story, gamers just weren't all that interested in the game. "The Chronicles of Nyanya" has the comically over-optimistic price of $20 USD, for which you could easily get any number of recent AAA games. The developer seriously thinks this game is better than the entire Mass Effect Trilogy and has priced the game higher. What a joke. This is also competing with over 9,000 free games available on Steam, many of them far better than this paid product. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend.

I refunded this game not because it's horrible, but mostly because it's not my cup of tea. Anyway, here's my short though of this game, The good: + Lots of cats + Cute artstyle + Gameplay mechanics seems great + Decent amount of choice The bad: - The ugly: * Lots of text/reading, i doubt i can bear it for 8 - 20 hours (according to another review) * Blend of casual and serious topic feels awkward to me * The humor/comedy is mixed bag I doubt you'll like this game if you're not fan of RPGMaker and reading wall of text. But if you do, check other reviews before deciding to buy this game.

It's an all-to-basic RPGMaker game where its attempts at humor are horrid and mind-numbing. That humor seems to be the only unique thing it tried to create. When the only selling point is terrible it makes this game an easy skip.

najlepsza gra w jaką grałem i miałtanek to parówa

Grę kupiłem dla żartu, a potem straciłem przy niej parę przyjemnych godzin. Gra to solidny polski jrpg w którym sterujemy drużyną...kotów. Mamy wojownika, maga itd. Gra jest bardzo humorystyczną i co rusz rozbawia jakimś żartem, lub nawiązaniem popkulturowym, czy to do filmów, anime czy kotów. Lekka, zabawna i wciągająca. I ma też koty. Wspominałem o kotach?

Buł Buł! Buł Buł! Buł Buł! Buł Buł!

Enough with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cats

carino, più o meno.

[h1] A meowtastic game that got way too little attention. Seriously, an underrated gem! [/h1] Imagine a situation in which worlds of [b] Harry Potter, Lord of The Rings, Star Wars, Assassin's Creed, The Witcher, Naruto, Disney and many other pop cultures [/b] clashed into one. Then replace everything in the said fused world with cats! Now stop fantasizing and go play this game because it's exactly what you have just been imagining! [h1] Brace yourself for: [/h1] [list] [*][b] KITTIES! [/b] [*]Adorable rolls! (If anybody's questioning that, cats have pastry as their pets. Ever heard of a Rollicorn? Because this is the only game where growing one is possible!) [*]More [b] KITTIES! [/b] [*]Friendship (unless you're emo. [i] Nothing removes emo.) [/i] [*]Meowphetamine [*]War (but with [b] KITTIES!) [/b] [*]Nazi furniture (yep, you read it right) [*]Dialogues that are a chef's kiss [*][b] KITTIES, KITTIES, KITTIES! [/b] [*]Memes [*]A hearty dose of laughter (if it hasn't been obvious up to this point) [*]Making own choices in dialogues and actions which actually have an influence on how things will turn out in the end. Given how many factors affect your playthrough, there are plenty of ways to complete the story. At the end of the day, replayability is what all players love! [*]Did I mention [b] KITTIES? [/b] [/list] Nevertheless, the unworldly humour must be what sparkles the brightest. It's essentially icing on the cake. I haven't been [i] rolling [/i] up laughing so hard in any other game for a long time. It's evident at first glance that this is a Polish sense of humour, especially visible in exaggerated twisting and toying with words every step of the way. As a Pole myself, I find the gags hit the spot. But regardless if you are my fellow countryman or not, laughter will not be a stranger to you. The whole game lives mostly on jokes and winks at the player and, moreover, in this abnormal cat dimension, they are everyday language. To the same extent as the jokes, the game hurls titbits at the player. Easter eggs here aren't, well, easter eggs but the second foundation Nyanya has been built on. From the title itself to the very end, it is an utter mine of kibble and puns. You don't have to look far to meet such [i] catebrities [/i] as [b] Furry Catter, Master Nyoda or Dan de Lion, [/b] yield legendary weapons like [b] Meownir [/b] or visit such places as [b] Furajevo or Meowdur's Gate. [/b] Cats also live in cardboard boxes, are addicted to knocking flower pots in a graceful manner and have their own religion of several cat deities. It's pretty much impossible to count all the references appearing there. One thing I have my slice of criticism about – crafting. It's considerably limited, with few recipes that are all unlocked throughout the main story anyway. You can literally forge only one weapon and one armour. And while this is forgivable by taking into consideration the short length of the game, the same cannot be said about the areas which could be more abundant in ingredients for crafting items useful in battles e.g. arrows. Though I was trying to be frugal, I ran out of them after some time and had no way to make more. And what is an archer without their arrows, am I right? [b] The Chronicles of Nyanya is the title made with whole heart and soul. Gags and puns are [i] meowsterpieces [/i] to die for, and the multitude of possible outcomes of your actions is overwhelming for such a seemingly small indie game. [/b] I'm going to revisit it sometime in the future to take a different path and [i] purrhaps [/i] get all the remaining achievements. Maybe I will be more of a devil kitty next try? That being said, I advise you to go on your own adventour too, in this feline-dominated world of absurdity and epicness. For a cat lover, this is already a must!

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