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Hey guys, we're so sorry you're seeing this Steam page. One of our interns made this by accident and somehow attached a game to it. We never intended for this to be public, so we had to throw something together last minute to make it worth your while.

Test Release Do Not Buy !!! is a metacommentary on game development, video game pricing, and content creation. The game slowly builds itself over time as the game's narrator comedically comments on the game and its development as you watch it evolve in real time. Unlock new minigames as the game is built around you.

Features:
Clicker Gameplay
Unlock New Gameplay Features In The Shop
Witty Commentary
Endless Runner Gameplay
Virtual Pet Gameplay
Poker Gameplay
Blackjack Gameplay
Slots Gameplay
Puzzle Gameplay
Fishing Minigame
Genres
Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 47 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
Should have listened to the title
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It's the greatest game Jonathan razor blade has ever made. The game is life changing with many powerfull moments, some examples of this is: when you clicked the chicken sandwich... There's a big flaw however... The title should say: "fully realesed game please buy!!!" it was truly life changing... Hopefully Jonathan razor blade will realese another game like this! love this game 10/10 (i still haven't beaten it)
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Trends
Concurrent players on Steam, sampled daily since tracking started.
Hours played at review time, across 47 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
bought this game because of how cheap it was knowing nothing else about it, started the game and got jumpscared by jonny razer from youtube.com this was not how i was expecting to spend my evening but whatever
QA
Gave me a crippling gambling addiction 👍
borgor
This is 2 hours of my life I will never get back. But burgie is possibly the best written video game character of all time, so I don't care.
mmmmmmm... chicken burger
Really good game and also all oof the music is a banger devs got a pizza party of whatever riggy was there for some reason cool collab just a w game in general also w burger buddy and riggy surfer
Momentum
Pace estimated from the game's recent review growth (our daily snapshots) at its own sales-per-review ratio — a momentum signal, not booked sales.
Audience
Estimated from the language of this game's reviews — a proxy for where players are, not official Steam demographics.
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