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Test Release Do Not Buy !!! is a metacommentary on game development, video game pricing, and content creation. The game slowly builds itself over time as the game's narrator comedically comments on the game and its development as you watch it evolve in real time. Unlock new minigames as the game is built around you.

Features:
Clicker Gameplay
Unlock New Gameplay Features In The Shop
Witty Commentary
Endless Runner Gameplay
Virtual Pet Gameplay
Poker Gameplay
Blackjack Gameplay
Slots Gameplay
Puzzle Gameplay
Fishing Minigame
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Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 66 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
this is definitely a much better game than bad ideas' last game the salesman and its cheaper i had way more fun on this than the salesman i have a review on that if you're curious of my thoughts on it this game basically if cookie clicker and there is no game had a baby
I actually paid $1.59 for this 'game' so I technically got MORE than what I paid for.
It was perfect better than AAA corporate slop
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Hours played at review time, across 66 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
dude i loved it when burger buddy said its burgin time and then burgerd all over the place
I'm not describing this game. I don't think I can describe this game. Just buy it
THE MUSIC IN THIS GAME SUCKS, THERE IS A ANNOYING BURGER, ANNOYING ACHIVEMENTS, AND I LOST 2 DOLLARS, I LOVE IT.
This game has cured my cured my attention span. All the brainrot I once had, gone!
good game. i loved it when the burgers said "it's chicken time" and chickened all over the place
This is lowkenuinely one of my favorite incremental games ever. I don't know what else to say, just really fun concept, having to manage 30 windows at a time. Also the music kinda worked??? btw while writing this the first steam page video jumpscared me and made me question if i was in a discord call. 9/10 (will still hold in possible refund territory as a threat)
This game is so fun omg!!! Honestly one of my favorite games of the year, it has so much charm and was such a treat to play :) The art is lovely, there’s a lot of fun things to work towards even after beating the game, and I thought the way the story? was conveyed was super cool. I know this game might not be everyone’s thing, but it genuinely brought me so much joy, I higly recommend it! (Also i love Burgie so much omg)
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