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Hey guys, we're so sorry you're seeing this Steam page. One of our interns made this by accident and somehow attached a game to it. We never intended for this to be public, so we had to throw something together last minute to make it worth your while.

Test Release Do Not Buy !!! is a metacommentary on game development, video game pricing, and content creation. The game slowly builds itself over time as the game's narrator comedically comments on the game and its development as you watch it evolve in real time. Unlock new minigames as the game is built around you.

Features:
Clicker Gameplay
Unlock New Gameplay Features In The Shop
Witty Commentary
Endless Runner Gameplay
Virtual Pet Gameplay
Poker Gameplay
Blackjack Gameplay
Slots Gameplay
Puzzle Gameplay
Fishing Minigame
Genres
Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 47 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
this is definitely a much better game than bad ideas' last game the salesman and its cheaper i had way more fun on this than the salesman i have a review on that if you're curious of my thoughts on it this game basically if cookie clicker and there is no game had a baby
I actually paid $1.59 for this 'game' so I technically got MORE than what I paid for.
dude i loved it when burger buddy said its burgin time and then burgerd all over the place
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Trends
Concurrent players on Steam, sampled daily since tracking started.
Hours played at review time, across 47 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
This game has cured my cured my attention span. All the brainrot I once had, gone!
THE MUSIC IN THIS GAME SUCKS, THERE IS A ANNOYING BURGER, ANNOYING ACHIVEMENTS, AND I LOST 2 DOLLARS, I LOVE IT.
This is lowkenuinely one of my favorite incremental games ever. I don't know what else to say, just really fun concept, having to manage 30 windows at a time. Also the music kinda worked??? btw while writing this the first steam page video jumpscared me and made me question if i was in a discord call. 9/10 (will still hold in possible refund territory as a threat)
WOULD BURG AGAIN caps lock on mb yummy poker and blackjack and also burgie buddy 10/10
Should have listened to the title
bought this game because of how cheap it was knowing nothing else about it, started the game and got jumpscared by jonny razer from youtube.com this was not how i was expecting to spend my evening but whatever
genius
Momentum
Pace estimated from the game's recent review growth (our daily snapshots) at its own sales-per-review ratio — a momentum signal, not booked sales.
Audience
Estimated from the language of this game's reviews — a proxy for where players are, not official Steam demographics.
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